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PostSubject: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:53 am

March 31st - Haiku Day.

Enter Cafe Kong and speak in haiku! Who cares if you can't count syllables. Just have fun with it.
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:14 am

i was going to post some haikus from the Cafe in here. but I'm having terrible lag and the dang scroll bar doesn't like me. i so suck.
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:20 am

to a random troll:

nerds we are or not / does it really matter, eh? / you are here with us


having trouble getting posts

Thanks to tta182, desi, S1RIUS, Spindax, anniepi, and Fusha for stuff this morning.
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:37 am

tta182 this is not about / technicalities but fun / put a sock in it
theSeraph: I'm doing fine thanks! / haiku day is a success / des is still in bed
theSeraph: kids are off to school / or playing in their rooms, ahhhh / sweet laptop and couch
anniepi: screw playing doe/o on haiku day i am / way too damned tired
tta182: I need to thaw meat / For tonight's delicious dinner / Meat is scarce these days
anniepi: zzzzz / zzzzzzzz / zzzzz
theSeraph: aw sleepy annie / go rest dear, haiku will come / dreams are not rhyming
theSeraph: meat is rare I think / would be a more apt word choice / puns can be fun too
theSeraph: Cafe kong I am back / are you still doing haiku? / what a joyful task!
littlegoth: Aww, poor cold fingers / try some hot cocoa to warm / both inside and out
tta182: Good morning Desi / Did you sleep restfully now? / Much brightness you bring
theSeraph: you know I should scroll / up and collect all the poems / to save for later
littlegoth: Oh sweet Tania / rest in the house with the kids / it is unreal
littlegoth: it is hanging well / haiku's are afoot in here / can you haiku too?
Fusha: You are doing it wrong / That's what I hear for most haikus I post / Dunno why.
littlegoth: i should find sokka's / haiku blitz on avatar / it is so perfect.
littlegoth: haiku is simple / five seven five syllables / artistically placed
theSeraph: poop i hate CK / chat screen since i cannot scroll / easily! oh well
Fusha: I hope that Tristan / Will have much fone killing wolves / While I am being idle
Fusha: Tea is so tasty / especially if green / Best hot drink ever
Fusha: I am envious now / I too want to drink warm tea / To battle my coldness
Fusha: Homework is waiting / But here I am, haikuing / I am so lazy
Fusha: Even though I fail / At the deep art of haiku / Such a silly man
Fusha: A bit more effort / And the chat, filled by haikus / Shows my name only
Fusha: One more to go now / Ah, there we go. It is filled / I guess I'll go now
Fusha: Farewell, Kongregate / It has much been a pleasure / Being one with you lot
gatling323: lol that is funny/however i will not do it/i cant be bothered
tta182: Empty is my cup / My eye I see reflected / I just need moar tea
Fusha: Oh well, life isn't over / I shall just my homework / Untill later times
Fusha: It seems that today / the badge that I so lust for / Won't fall in my cold hands
Fusha: My meat boy efforts / Which turned out to be useless / Upon giving up
littlegoth: Ptah my silly cat / for he will not headbutt us / but scratch his armpits
littlegoth: Sirius, welcome / it has been such a long time / how are things my friend?
littlegoth: Tania for you / this seems to be natural / a poet you are
littlegoth: lag sucks so much *sigh* / i am connected again / lets hope that it sticks
littlegoth: two of my haiku / have been lost to nothingness / what a sad sad shame
Fusha: My PC has crashed / And what do I see after? / Tristan is a noob!
littlegoth: rubbing the Ptah toes / he loves to get massages/ what a silly cat
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:48 am


littlegoth: Hi to all of you / don't forget to use Haiku. / Huzzah! Haiku day!
littlegoth: Haiku is easy / a simple five seven five / artistically seen
littlegoth: well heya spindax / happy afternoon to you / yet morning reigns here
littlegoth: it is sad to see / i am haiku-ing alone / haiku with me please?
Turtleshellarmor: I don't like haiku / It is slowly killing me / Killing me it is.
tta182: Des, do not be sad / Alas I play a game that / Does not like me much
littlegoth: Turtleshellarmor / death is not allowed right now / haiku more, and live.
Turtleshellarmor: Rabbit We Haiku / Haiku with us or die / For we will kill you.
littlegoth: Tania how sad / what game is vexing you so? / I hope you do well.
Turtleshellarmor: Alright this bores me / I think I will go away / Goodbye for now CK.
Kphh: this game's fun.. Hey you simple folks / let me play your silly game / let me dumb myself
Kphh: this isn't so bad / not once you get used to it / boy does this suck bad
Kphh: idea of haiku / whoever came up with it / should die of aids now
tta182: Driftrunners the game / Fast laps awards elude me / No good at race games
Kphh: tta you suck / driftrunners is for pussies / find a man's game kid
littlegoth: it's odd to think now / not wanting to mess it up / the pattern is hard
Kphh: the pattern is hard? / it's the easiest ever / i can go for days
littlegoth: you, k p p h / are being a major ass / please stop insulting
tta182: wishes for old days / when i could set a lynch mob / on your sorry ass
Kphh: hey my name is KPPH / it pronounces like so KFFF! / it is just one verse
Kphh: come on littlegoth / dont you go all blank on me / this is not the time
littlegoth: haiku is fine now / however i am also / copying it all
Kphh: hey Spindax that is.... / isn't that that pokemon? / he used to be rad
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:40 am

Kphh: i'm like a rapper / only i am sad enough / so i do haikus
littlegoth: the haiku day is / however i don't know why / yet i still do it
Serevian: this is all nonsense/ why cant we all get along/ why cant we be friends?
Kphh: because you are you / you are just inferior / please do not come near
Serevian: i am your equal/ if not i am way better/ but im your equal
Kphh: humans are so pure / entire patterns of joy / can turn into hate
Spindax: Oh, I did not know / why did I not read forums? / I better start doing
Kphh: lucky we matured / else we would all inlove / everyone will die
littlegoth: Ok then i go / my internet is crappy / off to color hair
Serevian: light is so holy/ but it always fails to win/ darkness shall prevail
Kphh: cya littlegoth / you were a nice haiku noob / don't forget to lock

Threecagehit: psst, mrs. lazer // today is cafe's haiku day // tell us a good one
lemonsqueezie: I'm eating candy // to awaken my senses // and it's working well!
lemonsqueezie: Oh, that's a relief. // I am not in your college. // nor am I a bitch.
lemonsqueezie: The girl to the right // isn't me, is it, Doctor? // Do not make me cry!
TheCrom: Who else here is quite // pleased about the re-release // of Agadoo? Woo Very Happy
lemonsqueezie: you silly ninja // first line is five syllables // heheheheheh!
webwraith: haiku's are easy// but at times they make no sense// refrigerator
lemonsqueezie: I am an expert // at the syllable counting // you should see my songs.
TheCrom: Dammit, epic has // two syllables. I still can't // count up until 6 ;_;
TheCrom: Gracious titles and // internet points are not quite // epic enough reward
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:49 am

littlegoth: Ok, I have now / finished posting the haiku / time for a new set.
littlegoth: Your neck and head hurt? / Poor Poor Doctor Professor / take some medicine!
DrProfessor: Oh god noob came in // How will Doctor survive now? // Might just leave for now...
littlegoth: Darx, oh Darx a voice / so clear in the dark he speaks / BEWARE, don't listen!
Serevian: kp should be here/ do not you all agrree eh/ it would be more fun
littlegoth: Oh Kebab, my dear / you ARE pms you see / but we still love you Wink
Kevah: Your haiku rings true / Pre-menstrual I am, sadly/ Menstruate I don't.
littlegoth: Oh my quiet street / sound explodes at random times / i wish they could just shush
Kevah: Shush seems much like gold / I disagree. For Silence / Is only lonely.
littlegoth: in my beauty shop / i must listen to gospel / but i get revenge
Serevian: silence is beauty/ chaos is indeed chaos/ so silence is here
littlegoth: listen to the beat / THUMP THUMP So strong it moves you / lose yourself in it
Realiteh: If life takes it/ Then you alas must hand it over/ Keep things close forever.
littlegoth: Count the syllables / fingers go up with each word / beautiful haiku
Kevah: Deep meaning one finds / In haiku spoke often, by / the pompous only.
Serevian: shall be ever lost/ till end of time creation/ so thy will wait till
Kevah: Syllables can't count/ help I must get, for the haiku/ all day, in CK!
littlegoth: say each word out loud / some words break up some do not / like single is two
Kevah: Not enough Haiku / Spoken out loud in CK / By the ckers!
littlegoth: the sun is shining / it is so bright in the sky / i hate all the light
littlegoth: what are you doing / such a noisy truck outside / stop and go and stop
littlegoth: Hi takamatsu / today is a day for you / can you haiku too?
littlegoth: Well then I am out / maybe an hour, or the night / wish me luck, OK?

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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43 am

littlegoth: however i post / so many haiku i cry / i post all alone
Darxzero: That damn final boss/is a penguin wielding a/laser sword. Oh shi...
littlegoth: damned fly in the house / you buzz by and i twitch twitch / slow down and just die
Threecagehit: all of these haikus / they really make my day / i appriciate!
littlegoth: little magic word / why are you so hard to teach / please just say it please
Loki_420: i wish i had beer/i wish to be shitfaced now/i hate being sober
littlegoth: why do you ignore me / i so thought that you loved me / i cry all alone
Loki_420: aww poor littlegoth/ why are you being so sad now/ go beat your husband
littlegoth: I watch scooby doo / i hear the space ghost laughing / memories of childhood
tta182: we love thee O Des / This Penguinz game play we must !/ The badge eludes my grasp
Darxzero: Haikus make my head/hurt, and throb, like a strange heart./It burns, I tell you!
Loki_420: these really arnt hard/ thats why i hate them so much/ line verse is better
littlegoth: Haiku like color / sometimes small, sometimes not so / Shhh. Words on the page.
Spindax: Tired I become / in my bed I shall soon sleep / goodnight everyone
Threecagehit: it is haiku day! / they are all so much fun, no? / i will keep it up!~
Loki_420: mave you seen my cock/all of the girls love it so/ dont you think its huge?
littlegoth: she eats applesauce / she keeps asking for more, MORE / then crack goes the spoon
Threecagehit: plastic spoons are weak / in my youth i ate many / no wonder im fried
Loki_420: that will happen dont/ you know that by now desi/ use a metal one
Loki_420: hi evil borat/ today is hiku day here/ in old cafe kong
Loki_420: okay is all you/ have got to say man you suck/ at making these things
littlegoth: I pout at Loki / are all my Haiku that bad? / I must try harder.
Loki_420: so far only some/ have sucked as hard as that one/ now my brain is stuck
Threecagehit: Desi, I like them / you are a mad pro at them / dont him dis you
evil_borat: This is one I made in class: cock-a-doodle-doo/the chicken crows at sunrise/cock-a-doodle-doo =)
tta182: Happily I see / My love has come back to me / He reeks of cig smoke
dontrush: Why all the Haikus?/I'm too lazy to scroll up/tell me what happened
Loki_420: some hit and some miss/ but most of mine are ok/ few are ever great
Threecagehit: Today in CK / now for all to enjoy / It is haiku day!
Threecagehit: The Kewl, no, we do not, that is spam, please stop
DrProfessor: I have a headache // TheKewl is not funny at all // My chair has one arm
littlegoth: Haiku is easy / if only counting numbers / much less profound though
tta182: With trepidation / I sat in front of the Cookie / Inhaling, I faint.
dontrush: Well duh, TCH/I am always right, you know/you're so redundant
DrProfessor: False, our haikus suck // Haikus of great poets = great // Screw counting, I suck.
evil_borat: haiku haiku hai/haiku haiku haiku hai/haiku haiku hai
Loki_420: man now my head hurts/must stop making these but cant/ brain is stuck like this
Threecagehit: Wish me luck my peers // I am off to fight a boss // Balloon Invasion!
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03 pm

Loki_420: this is the cafe/its where good ideas die at/ so be nice to us
evil_borat: haiku day is great/all of it in CK yay/lets all celebrate
tta182: These awful lyrics / Are not so bad as one thinks / Your mind is stale bread
littlegoth: I have never sung / a haiku or a poem / they are not lyrics
dontrush: Is TCH mod?/*scrolls through list* oh wait, its teh/Saku! never mind
Threecagehit: Why wont she reply // my crush is leaving me low // i wish to see her!
Loki_420: noms on sakuya/mod brains are very filling/ i like to eat them
littlegoth: real and true haiku / something to be seen not here / we are not profound
littlegoth: english only please / they ask again and again / yet that's all i speak
Threecagehit: Ok, im peaceing // have fun cafe regulars // talk to you later
littlegoth: Later to you ben / i hope that your day is good / Haiku is for you!
dontrush: burnstuff and TheKewl/ only bad when enabled/ just don't feed the trolls Wink
littlegoth: Mommy I want you / to blow the gum in your mouth / she likes to pop it.
littlegoth: blood is in my mouth / it is not good but not bad / I don't like the pain
Serevian: do you enjoy pain/ oh goth one hatefullness/ or am i wrong now
dontrush: I've got to leave now/and read about programming/ I'm learning C+
littlegoth: pain is not that bad / i have experienced it / not all is lovely
littlegoth: time to get my kids / they yell and scream and cry / no more haiku now

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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14 pm

huzzah. haiku are rockin the Cafe
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PostSubject: Re: Cafe Kong Haiku Day!   Sun 05 Apr 2009, 9:06 am

I am proud because
I posted in the forum
Instead of Cafe Kong
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