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PostSubject: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Tue 04 Nov 2008, 4:41 pm

every forum i've been to has one of these.

fight each other however you like, the only rule is that there are no rules.

i will start by planting a nuke that will blow up the ck in 24 hours. can anybody stop me? i was stopped by some guys who took me to an insane asylum

Scenario 2:
everyone has been locked away in a large insane asylum. who can escape? noel057 blew up the place with missiles, and everybody who wasn't killed escaped

Scenario 3:
a group of adventurers are preparing to go deep into a dungeon and slay a dragon. you are one of those adventurers. also, the dungeon is fifty levels deep.
-Subquest(s):
-find and destroy the lich's phylactery. it is guarded by a drunken bum army in detroit the bums have been shoop da woop'd by noel, and the phylactery was nuked
-noel and dap have been ashified and need resurrections


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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Tue 04 Nov 2008, 5:08 pm

I nuke the nuke and save Cafe Kong. Then I nuke the poster below.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Tue 04 Nov 2008, 5:15 pm

wears nuke-proof armor and charges in with an oversized sword
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Tue 04 Nov 2008, 5:46 pm

I dodge the sword and Shoop Da Woop you.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Tue 04 Nov 2008, 6:02 pm

i block with my giant sword and call in the cavalry
you are promptly surrounded by guys on horses with swords
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:26 pm

I extend the battle to more than noel and DAP, and summon 300 spartans.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:40 pm

I call upon Flamer Joe and The Quaker to kill them all!

Then I summon 9001 gunmen to shoot Darx.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:41 pm

I divide by 0, and hide in my little paradox proof box.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:53 pm

I cut the box in half, and hide behind a wall.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:54 pm

The box is made of pure unobtanium, and reflects the sword. Nope. Not even Lyn can cut it.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:58 pm

I poke the box.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:03 pm

The box eats noel's finger.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:24 pm

Nuuuuu my finger! I grow back the finger nuke the box and hide in a undestructible building.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:26 pm

It's made from unobtanium, as I previously said. *box quivers slightly*
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:29 pm

bounce Feel the power of the bouncing smiley!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:30 pm

I eat the bouncing smiley, and start breathing acid.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:32 pm

Nuuuu! Smiley! The acid flies right over the house not affecting me. I paradox the unparadoxable box.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:33 pm

I point out that that in itself is a paradox.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:34 pm

Exactly. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:08 pm

the cavalry split up and go after noel and darx while i call up 200 apache longbows armed with dual railguns, dual miniguns, and 20 sidewinder missiles each and 150 chinooks, each filled with 50 robot elite berserkers (armed with m249 saws and mp7s)
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:21 pm

I keel them all with lazohr of DOOM!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:24 pm

does it help your morality that all of my robots were human externally and slightly internal? they felt all of the pain a normal human would feel *sob* =,(

you killed them all! you murderer!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:27 pm

I dun care. Razz

I shoot teh Lazohr at you!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:28 pm

i dodge and call an airstrike of twenty thousand nukes on this position, each of them twice the size of the fat man bomb
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:30 pm

I use my haxor powers to keel them and send Pi Spartans after you.
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