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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:32 pm

i copy the earlier posted flamer joe and quake tower tactics

but this time with more booze
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:35 pm

They can never die! They has haxing powers!

I hide behind an un-everything wall.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:38 pm

your un-everything wall falls apart because un-everything includes unglued, unmortared, unwalled, unexisting, etc.

i commit suicide and haunt you in ghost form
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:38 pm

I am unaffected by ghosts.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:40 pm

i come back to life and frown in disappointment at my soldiers, who all failed to kill you, and ended up dead themselves, but my frowning at dead robots makes funny men in white suits take me away in a straitjacket.

NEW SCENARIO:

everyone has been locked away in a large insane asylum. who can escape?
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:05 pm

I blast through the wall and run away.

King of page 3!


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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:07 pm

as the guards catch you and throw you back in, i sneak out using your commotion as a distraction
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:08 pm

I keel the guards and catch you.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:09 pm

i kick you in the crotch, then guard dogs come and bite us both
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:11 pm

I snap the dogs necks and run towards the door.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:13 pm

you go through the door, but it was the wrong door, and you enter the cell of a psychopath

i hand the dogs some doggie biscuits, and they become my friends that i send to attack the guards
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:13 pm

I befriend the psychopath and we blow the place wit missles!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:16 pm

everybody escapes!

NEW SCENARIO:
a group of adventurers are preparing to go deep into a dungeon and slay a dragon. you are one of those adventurers. also, the dungeon is fifty levels deep.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:18 pm

I speed through the first 10 and kill everything that moves except the others.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:24 pm

i stock up on m16 ammo and enter the dungeon, but i forgot to get an m16, so i kill all of the stragglers left on the first ten levels by banging them in the head with bullets

i loot a +200 Sword of Dragon, Undead, Goblin/Orc Slaying Sword of The Ultimate Pacifist's Weapon Collection Combined With the Spare Parts of One of Joe Perry's Guitars

i go deeper in the dungeon with it and slaughter an endless horde of undead led by a necromancer, but i can't reach him because there are too many skeletons and zombies blocking my path through the room
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:26 pm

I use my Shoop Da Woop powers to kill the undead gaiz to let DAP through.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:27 pm

i slay the necromancer, but he comes back as a lich, and his phylactery is currently in detroit, guarded by an army of drunken bums
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:37 pm

I shoop da woop teh bums!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:38 pm

the bums are all dead, but the phylactery is not yet destroyed

i continue my journey through the dungeon, and somehow manage to pick up a bard. his constant singing gets too annoying, and i kill him.
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:39 pm

I take out my super ultra advanced upgraded shoop da woop chuck norris sword/spear/dagger/blade of DOOOOOOM!!!! and kill teh lich guy!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:41 pm

it is not the lich guy you need to kill, it is the object that holds his soul

the lich comes back to life because his phylactery has not been destroyed

i find a dragon, i kill it, but it's not THE dragon, which sucks, because now i have to kill another dragon
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:42 pm

I supah nuke everything around me and rush back to the dungeon to find a giant dragon.

OMG ITS TROGDOR! HES THE Dragon!
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:45 pm

"we must kill the dragon!'
i toss my sword to noel and charge up a hadouken
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:46 pm

Trogdor: Burninates DAP and Noel057
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PostSubject: Re: God Mode Battles (now on scenario 3)   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:48 pm

having been burned, we fall into two neat piles of ashes on the floor
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