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PostSubject: Paranoia - Transcript   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:33 am

<Friend_Computer> You are in a large room, painted purely in red. There are monitors covering much
of the walls, and cables trailing across the floor. At one end of the room is a muscled giant of a
man, clad in white armour, and with a laser rifle strapped to his back.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Attention, recruits!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Yessir?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 stands to attention
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 stands to attention
* Cana-R-FXE-1 blinks
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 stands to attention
<Cana-R-FXE-1> dejavu..
* Cana-R-FXE-1 stands to attention.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) I am General Knok-U-OUT! I am the leader of the glorius troubleshooters of
our friend the Computer!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> YES MISTER KNOK!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> What is our mission General?
<Friend_Computer> (General) You are here to receive your first mission briefing. Is that CLEAR?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> SIR, YES SIR
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Sir, yes sir!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Yes, Mr. General, sir
<Cana-R-FXE-1> Yes sir!
<Friend_Computer> (General) Your mission is to go to DIE Sector, and find a base of the Death
Leopards. Do you under stand?!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Yes, Mr. General, sir!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> Yes Sir!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Gladly, Mr. General, sir!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Yes Sir
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Sir, yes sir!
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Good! Now go through that door to your left, and get your equipment from
R&D!
* Micard-R-HOS-1 jogs through the door
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Understood SIR
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 casually walks through the door
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 walks through the door
* Cana-R-FXE-1 marches into the Armory
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 looks around for a person
* Micard-R-HOS-1 nudges Cana... 'Looking forward to this?'
<Friend_Computer> The R&D department is much smaller than the previous room, although that may be
due to the piles of equipment lying about. At one end is a table, stood behind which is a tall man
in a violet coat, who is wearing a part of wire rimmed glasses.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Hello. We need our equipment please
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 approaches the man and salutes
* Micard-R-HOS-1 looks around curiously
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Ah. Excellent. We've been needing some troubleshooters to test out our new
experimental equipment for quite some time.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Glad to be of any help
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 voice falters
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> ex...perimental... equipment?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Let me see, who do we have... Kimel-R-BOW, Micard-R-HOS, Pirill-R-PIE, and
Cana-R-FXE.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> is it dangerous?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Are you questioning the department's exceptional skill, recruit?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> No sir
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Sir, no sir!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> It all looks excellently produced
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I'll be happy to take the equipment
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Ok. Kimel, please take this.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 grins widely
<Friend_Computer> The man hands a small black sphere to Kimel.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> What does it do?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) That is a Tactical Situation Analysis and Logical Path device.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cool! How do I use it?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *yawn*
<Friend_Computer> (Man) The device will answer any binary question with a basic response.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> sorry must have dozed off there
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> binary question?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> may i test the device sir?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> 2 answers
<Friend_Computer> (Man) For example, the question "Should we jump off this cliff?"
<Cana-R-FXE-1> may i test it SIR?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Damned impertinence, recruit!
<Friend_Computer> (Man) No.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) You will be assigned your own equipment.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I'll remember to use this often
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Now, onto Cana-R-FXE.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *picks up laser barrels from a barrel of laser barrels* [7]
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *circulates them*
<Friend_Computer> (Man) You have been assigned 5 cans of MutantSpew soda(TM).
* Micard-R-HOS-1 takes barrel, and rolls it around in his hand
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ooh
<Cana-R-FXE-1> sounds like fun
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 takes barrel
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 mounts the barrel on his laser body
<Friend_Computer> (Man) This is a special beverage, formulated for maximal use.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> how does it work again exactly?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Are you a fool, recruit?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) You open it.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Now, onto Pirill-R-PIE.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok...
<Cana-R-FXE-1> then i drink it?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> yes sir!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and then what?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 fidgets, waiting for his turn
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 eagerly awaits his equipment
<Friend_Computer> (Man) That is above your clearance, recruit.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Pirill-R-PIE, you have been assigned a gravitational enforcement device.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> what does it do?
<Friend_Computer> The man hands a 50 kg hunk of metal on a rope to pirill.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> err thank you sir! *pulls the metal after him
<Friend_Computer> (Man) And finally, we have Micard-R-HOS.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Please all follow me.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 grins
<Friend_Computer> The man leaves by a door behind the table.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 follows the Man
* Micard-R-HOS-1 looks crestfallen, but follows
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 lugs the hulk of metal after him into the next room
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Don't worry Mic
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Sir... don't I get any experimental weapons?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Shush, recruit.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 drags the sleeping Cana into the next room
* Cana-R-FXE-1 follows
<Cana-R-FXE-1> must've dozed off again
<Friend_Computer> You are in a bare room, in the middle of which is a large box, made of some brown
splintery plastic, with holes in it.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 looks at the box
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> sticks gun into hole
<Micard-R-HOS-1> What's that, sir?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Inside that box is a top of the range Mark V Krazebot.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Wow, cool!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> is it edible?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) The latest in bot technology.
<Friend_Computer> The man hands a twisted cord with a loop in it to Micard.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) You will need this guidance lead.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Thank you, sir
* Micard-R-HOS-1 takes hold of it
<Friend_Computer> The man levers the top of the crate off with a crowbar.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 looks slightly worried
<Friend_Computer> Inside the crate is a 4 meter long bot, standing 3 feet tall. It is covered in
orange wires, with black stripes banding it. At the end is a waving extension lead. In the opening
at the front of the bot are many sharp metal fangs.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 stands behind the robot, away from the fangs
<Cana-R-FXE-1> is it a snake?
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 jaw drops
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Excuse me? WHat is this... snake?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> That is an Awesome bot!
<Friend_Computer> ("Bot") *growl*
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Nice bot
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Who's a good bot?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> here
* Micard-R-HOS-1 backs away further
<Friend_Computer> The bot has four supports, to aid it's movement.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 grabs Mic's arm and lead him closer to his bot
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> He won't bite you
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Hello boy... what's your name?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Hey maybe you could sit on top of it?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> (To man) Can it speak?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Please slip the guidance lead over the bot's neck.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> can it carry my..err gravitational thinghy?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Are you sure it won't bite me?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> of course not
* Micard-R-HOS-1 edges closer
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> just do it Mic
<Cana-R-FXE-1> otherwise we wouldnt be giving it to you
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 backs away slowly
* Micard-R-HOS-1 quickly throws the guidance lead over it's neck, then backs away again
<Micard-R-HOS-1> There... that wasn't so bad
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Sit on top of it
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the bot claws its way out of the box.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Whooooaah!
<Friend_Computer> The man runs.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> AAAAHHH!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Calm down, bot
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 runs off
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Calm down!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> here boy!
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 looks for a hiding spot
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *waves mutant soda at it*
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 hides in the barrel of barrels
<Friend_Computer> Kimel fails to hide, running into the wall.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> *SMACK*
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ..
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ouch
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> ok that one hurt
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *tosses a laser barrel at the tiger*
<Friend_Computer> The bot leaps towards Kimel, clawing a hole in her clothing.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> YEAAAAOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 left the gravitational enforcement device in the middle of the room
* Micard-R-HOS-1 jumps on the bot
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 dives around and hides behind Mic
* Micard-R-HOS-1 tugs sharply on the lead
<Micard-R-HOS-1> STOP!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> uh good bot
<Friend_Computer> The lead snaps.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you want metal?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *waves metal objects at it*
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Should we contact the Computer?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 holds on for his life
<Micard-R-HOS-1> STOP!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> STOP!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> *gets out of the barrel and kicks the gravitational enforcement device towards the
bot
<Micard-R-HOS-1> BAD BOT!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *takes out pdc*
<Friend_Computer> The bot leaps towards Cana, slicing open his arm.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> I COMMAND YOU TO STOP
<Cana-R-FXE-1> OUCH!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> That's it
<Cana-R-FXE-1> FUCK!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 jumps back towards the barrel
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 pulls out laser pistol
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Don't shoot it!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *uses bull horn*
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 backs away
<Friend_Computer> The bot bucks, trying to remove Micard.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *attempts to use bullhorn*
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> One more move toward me and you're bot paste
* Micard-R-HOS-1 attempts to do a choke hold on the bot
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 aims his laser pistol at the bot from the safety of his barrel
<Friend_Computer> The bot flings micard off, knocking him into Cana.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 starts beating the bot with his fists
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 dives to Pirill's side
* Micard-R-HOS-1 throws Cana towards the bot and runs for the door
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 fires at the Bot
<Friend_Computer> The door is locked.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 fires in tandem with Kimel
* Micard-R-HOS-1 starts shooting too
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's laser blast goes wild, hitting the lights.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 accesses PDC
<Friend_Computer> The lights go out.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *pulls out bullhorns*
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *uses them*
* Micard-R-HOS-1 screams, and carries on firing at where the bot was
<Friend_Computer> Micard's blast removes the bot's eye.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Friend Computer we have an emergency
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Everyone stay still!
<Friend_Computer> Pirill's shot hits Cana.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 uses the light from the laser blasts to see
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> We have a rogue bot from R&D
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 fires again
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 goes to drag Cana to safety
<Friend_Computer> The bot leaps from the darkness, pinning Micard down.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Friend Computer please respond
* Micard-R-HOS-1 struggles to throw the bot off
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> FRIEND COMPUTER EMERGENCY
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 shoots the bot
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok thats it
<Friend_Computer> Micard fails, and breaks his arm in the progress.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i give up
<Cana-R-FXE-1> (gropes around for the door)
* Micard-R-HOS-1 screams
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 fires at the bot
* Micard-R-HOS-1 uses his other arm to grab his laser and shoot the bot in the face
<Friend_Computer> Pirill's shot hits the bot, blowing it's head off.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> damnit my PDC isn't working
* Micard-R-HOS-1 collapses under the weight of the bot
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *gropes around for a lightswitch*
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 continues to fire
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Get this thing off!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> NO MORE WEAPON DISCHARGE
<Cana-R-FXE-1> we're in an ARMORY GODDAMNIT
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 holds fire
<Cana-R-FXE-1> one more loose shot, and KALBOOHEY
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's and Micard's lasers hit the wall.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 examines one of the crates for better weapons
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *continues looking for a lightswitch*
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 accesses TSALP
<Friend_Computer> The room suddenly glows with a pulsing red light.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 covers his eyes
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Kimel, use your binary device thing
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Can we reach the Computer from here
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) All signs point to no.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> shit
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 keeps rummaging for weapons
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> can we break the door down?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Ask it whether or not you can GET THIS DAMN THING OFF OF ME
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) No.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well we do have a few chunks of metal
<Micard-R-HOS-1> My god damn arm is broken!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *tries to lift the robotiger*
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Can we remove the bot from off of Micard?
<Friend_Computer> The bot topples off of micard, denting the floor.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> never mind that last one TSALP
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Is there anything in this room that would be worth grabbing?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 is relieved
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 starts looking around
* Micard-R-HOS-1 shouts for the scientist man... 'The bot is history! Let us out!'
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 tries to pull one of the bot's fangs as a token
<Friend_Computer> There are no open doors in the room.
<Friend_Computer> The only things available are a bot, and wals.
<Friend_Computer> walls*
* Micard-R-HOS-1 shouts again for the man
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and the metal
<Friend_Computer> Pirill cuts his hand open.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 takes back the remnants of his guidance lead
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> argghh!!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> You never know, it might still be useful
* Cana-R-FXE-1 claps
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP are our communications being jammed somehow?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Hey... why don't we try opening the door using the bot's head?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> It's pretty sharp, it seems
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Maybe it can cut through
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Logic says yes.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> ah open it using the teeth
<Cana-R-FXE-1> lift by the legs
<Cana-R-FXE-1> like a battering ram
* Micard-R-HOS-1 lifts with his good arm
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Help, guys
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP can the teeth of the bot cut through the door?
* Cana-R-FXE-1 lifts
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 lifts the bot with his other hand
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 grabs the head
<Friend_Computer> The head is slick with red oil, and drops to the floor.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:34 am

<Cana-R-FXE-1> *takes off his shirts*
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Why don't we try throwing Pirill's gravitational enforcement device at the
door?
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 uses the Instant Cleans-O-Spray
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *wraps it around hands*
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *puts shirt back on*
* Micard-R-HOS-1 examines the remains of the box
<Friend_Computer> The bot's head no longer is covered in oil.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 picks the head back up
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Ugh... looks a bit fell off of the robot... and it smells awful
<Micard-R-HOS-1> What on earth is this?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 picks some up
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> those teeth should cut through
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 examines his gravitational box and decides to take the rope from it
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Hey Pirill, smell this
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> rugh, get that away
* Micard-R-HOS-1 holds under Pirill's nose
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 tries to cut open the door with the tiger teeth
<Friend_Computer> The teeth snap off.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Oh, great
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 takes one as a token
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> damn it all to Communism!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> If we all lift it, maybe we can throw the gravitational enhancement device at the
door
<Micard-R-HOS-1> And watch your language
<Friend_Computer> The tooth buries itself in pirill's hand.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> that should work
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Ok that's gotta hurn
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> *hurt
<Micard-R-HOS-1> We're in a bad enough situation already without you saying things like that with
the Computer around
* Cana-R-FXE-1 takes off shirt again and wraps it around his hands
* Cana-R-FXE-1 picks up tooth
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Why don't we try some of that MutantSpew stuff?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i dont think so
<Micard-R-HOS-1> It's not like things can get worse
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Well I'm angry. Those Commies HAD to have tampered with the bot
<Friend_Computer> Cana pockets the tooth.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> otherwise it wouldn't have attacked
<Cana-R-FXE-1> nono
<Micard-R-HOS-1> I'll volunteer Pirill to test out what it does
<Cana-R-FXE-1> not POCKETING
<Cana-R-FXE-1> using to open the door
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> wha?
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Cana) You are talking to yourself?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I'm badly hurt, I vote for Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-1> yes
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Pirill how badly hurt are you?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> apparently i am schizophrenic
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Fair enough
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Cana can do it
* Cana-R-FXE-1 attempts to gouge through door with the tooth
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 gives Pirill some Visomorpain
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ummm*points at bloody hand*
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Cana... or the other Cana... do you want to try the MutantSpew?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> that should take the edge off the pain
<Friend_Computer> The tooth cuts a small hole in the door.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 uses it, thanks a lot Kimel
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> No problem
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok now heres the plan
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Hey wait! I forgot!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> find the R&D guy and find out what happened?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> I have some hottorches!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> we pick up the gravitational enhancement device and smash it into the hole to
enlarge it
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I have....*rummages*
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ...cold fun...
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I agree with Cana, let's try that
<Cana-R-FXE-1> whos with me
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Sounds good
* Cana-R-FXE-1 picks it up with pirill
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Why don't we ask the thing if there's any chance of it working?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you do that
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps to one side and waits for Cana's signal
<Cana-R-FXE-1> we do this
<Cana-R-FXE-1> on 3
<Cana-R-FXE-1> 1
<Micard-R-HOS-1> 3
<Cana-R-FXE-1> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-1> 3
<Micard-R-HOS-1> 1
* Cana-R-FXE-1 swings
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 also swings
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP will using the gravatational thingy work in opening the door?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 gets out of the way
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back a bit
<Friend_Computer> The device hits cana in the face.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ouch, are you ok?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Kimel, ask if my hottorches can burn through
<Friend_Computer> Cana has gained one (1) broken nose.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ouch
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *drinks mutant spew*
* Cana-R-FXE-1 prepares to try again
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP can Mic's hottorches burn through the door?
<Friend_Computer> The can of mutant spew is full of algaechips.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 aims laser at Cana incase there are bad side-effects
<Friend_Computer> (TSALP) Maybe.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *eats algae chips*
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *crushes can*
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Try again!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well that was useful
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> might as well try it
<Friend_Computer> The can explodes.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 dives for cover
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Whoah!
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Do that again and put it next to the door!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 goes into a dramatic slow-motion rendering of him falling backwards
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> here use my Cold Fun Gallon
* Micard-R-HOS-1 has a ringing in his ears, and a manic grin on his face
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> put one of those mutant spew cans next to the door and let's shoot them
<Friend_Computer> Kimel gets peppered with metal shrapnel.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks at Micard: you fine?
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Yeah, I'm good
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok lets try that again
* Cana-R-FXE-1 opens another can
* Micard-R-HOS-1 goes to the other side of the room
* Cana-R-FXE-1 devours/drinks/consumes contents
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows Micard
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 runs behind Mic
<Friend_Computer> The can is filled with tonic water.
* Micard-R-HOS-1 hides behind bot
* Cana-R-FXE-1 crushes can
* Cana-R-FXE-1 inserts can into hole in the door
<Friend_Computer> The can stays crushed.
* Cana-R-FXE-1 runs
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Erm
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> oh dear
* Cana-R-FXE-1 runs back and pokes can and runs away again
<Friend_Computer> The can stays crushed.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i think results MAY vary
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> maybe the bot has something else we can use....
<Cana-R-FXE-1> lets just try using the tooth on the door again
<Micard-R-HOS-1> Ask the TSALP or whatever if hottorches are used to burn through doors
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *gouges the the door with the tooth*
<Friend_Computer> The can explodes.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back from Cana's tooth
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP are hottorches used to burn through metals?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 falls backwards in another dramatic slow-motion move
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> HOLY SHIT!
<Friend_Computer> (TSALP) Signs hazy. Ask again later.
<Friend_Computer> Cana's eye is gouged out by shrapnel.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 examines door carefully
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> You know, I think that all this thing is a random thingy
<Friend_Computer> Kimel is hit in the back.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP are your responses random?
<Friend_Computer> Micard is lacking one ear.
<Friend_Computer> (TSALP) No.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> YEAAAAOOW!!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i think the door is open now
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Pain
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> AH THE PAIN!
<Friend_Computer> The door is now a doorway.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> on an unrelated note
<Cana-R-FXE-1> FUCK MY EYE
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> yay!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Should have saved that Visomorpain for me
* Cana-R-FXE-1 walks through door into the armory
<Cana-R-FXE-1> HELLO
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ANYBODY THERE?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 loots armory
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Hello, pieces of troubleshooters.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Pirill you got any of the Little Black Friends?
* Micard-R-HOS-1 starts to shout at the man
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> *rummages
<Micard-R-HOS-1> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> no
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Recruit, please stop your searches.
<Micard-R-HOS-1> WHAT?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 remembers to get his gravitational device, he breiefly leaves to get his device
then returns
<Micard-R-HOS-1> SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Will you help me get a medical kit or something?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> my eye
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I'm kinda in holes...
<Cana-R-FXE-1> stings
<Cana-R-FXE-1> can i have some medical attention
<Micard-R-HOS-1> YOUR WHAT?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> im afraid to remove the shrapenl
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I'm quite...ok
<Friend_Computer> The man shoots micard in the throat.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> in case it starts bleeding
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ouch..
<Cana-R-FXE-1> can i have medical attention SIR?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> WE NEED MEDICA...
* Micard-R-HOS-1 falls down twitching
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 breaks off as Mic is shot
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Insubordination is not appreciated.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> uh oh
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Sir he couldn't hear
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Sure he could.
<Friend_Computer> (Man) He had an ear.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> His ear got blown off as we were trying to escape
<Cana-R-FXE-1> yes sir!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> BIG Boom, sir
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Sir, what now?
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Continue your mission.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but sir..
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Can we have medical attention first
<Cana-R-FXE-1> my eye..
<Friend_Computer> (Man) And expect to fill out equipment review forms on your return.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> We won't be able to complete the mission
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> without medical attention, anyways
<Friend_Computer> (Man) I knew a man who completed a mission with no head.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wow
<Friend_Computer>(Man) Now, stop questioning me.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> he must be some trooper
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Was he a mutant?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> yes sir!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> NO SIR
<Cana-R-FXE-1> MUTANTS ARE COMMIES
<Cana-R-FXE-1> AND COMMIES DIE
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> That's right
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> How's your eye?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> obliterated
<Cana-R-FXE-1> got any alcohol or painkillers?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Used mine on Pirill
<Cana-R-FXE-1> fuck
<Cana-R-FXE-1> lets just find the nearest doctor
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> and my back's a bit torn up at the moment
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I got..cold fun...and a mug
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wait
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hold on
<Cana-R-FXE-1> SIR
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> accesses PDC
<Cana-R-FXE-1> what is our assignment?
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 accesses PDC
<Friend_Computer> (Man) General Knok-U-OUT told you.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cana we were to find the Death Leopard hideout in sector...
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh right?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Which sector..?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> DIE
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Sir, how do we get there?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> lets go to sector DID
<Cana-R-FXE-1> its right next door
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and should probably have a physician
<Friend_Computer> (Man) What are you talking about, recruit.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> PDC find the nearest medical station
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Nothing sir
<Friend_Computer> (Man) This is sector KIL.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 remembers he has a PDC and starts fiddling with it
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> which way is sector DIE?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> DID is next door to DIE
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Just a discussion how we were going to find those Commies
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> or a medical section?
<Friend_Computer> The PDC does nothing.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i dont know
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i dont care
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but my eye is killing me
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Sir I believe our PDC's were compromised in the bot attack
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> can we get them repaired?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *whispers* i think they're just useless, like the bot
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 noms on the PDC
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Pirill!
<Friend_Computer> (Man) Are you EATING computer property, recruit?!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-1> lets go to sector KIK
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> sir NO sir!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and find a doctor
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Let's go
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 reattaches his rope to the metal device and starts dragging it along
* Cana-R-FXE-1 wanders out of the armory into the real world
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 Snaps off a salute to the man, then walks out.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i got some extra laser barrels
<Cana-R-FXE-1> because new recruits are always forgetting theirs
<Cana-R-FXE-1> dont ask me how i know
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i just.. do
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Hey I got mine
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> It's a bit used up now, but I still got it
<Cana-R-FXE-1> new clones never remember to grab them
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 rubs his barrel clean

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:04 am

<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wouldnt you know
<Cana-R-FXE-1> theres a hospital right over there
<Cana-R-FXE-1> how gosh darn convient
<Cana-R-FXE-1> after only 7 hours of walking
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Let's get this shrapnel out of me
<Cana-R-FXE-1> so kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hows your back been holding up
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i think my eye stopped bleeding
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but i still dont know if i should remove the shrapnel
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, Micard appears along side.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> who are you!
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Micard!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> identify yourself!
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> I am micard.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you dont LOOK like micard...
<Cana-R-FXE-1> micard is dead...
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and micard was a man
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ...I am a micard.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> meh
<Cana-R-FXE-1> good enough
<Friend_Computer> Micard-HBQ is carrying a pair of image enhancement goggles as experimental
equipment.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well
<Cana-R-FXE-1> if you wouldnt mind we have a few men here who are little more than rags and
ribbons
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and we need to get to the hostpital
<Cana-R-FXE-1> or something
<Cana-R-FXE-1> do you know the way there?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Uhhhh..
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Lets see...
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> I think I saw one around this area..
<Cana-R-FXE-1> TSALPD, are we near the hospital?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> TSALP Are we within 1 mile of a Medical Station?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hey
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Outlook is good.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> micard
<Cana-R-FXE-1> think you could drag the gravitational enhancement device?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Uhhh..
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> Let's find that medical station.
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> See..im holding these googles.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> Hello fellow troubleshooters!
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> And I dont know if I can hold that.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> the shrapnel between my shoulder blades is itching
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well put the goggles in your overalls pocket
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> WHOA!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> overalls have pockets you know
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ draws weapon
<Cana-R-FXE-1> GYAH
<Cana-R-FXE-1> another!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 puts hands up
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Yeah but..what if it malfunctions?
<Friend_Computer> Evile has a pair of image intesifier goggles.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> woah! woah woah woah!
<Friend_Computer> These are not related to image enhancement goggles.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you there
<Cana-R-FXE-1> identify yourself
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i am a troubleshooter, EvileTh-R-ASH-1
<Cana-R-FXE-1> very well
<Cana-R-FXE-1> follow
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> must i?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> also, feel free to help micard pull the gravitational enhancement device
<Cana-R-FXE-1> yes
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you must
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) Yes, you must, citizen.
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> I dont want to pull it!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> did either of you 2 saps remember to pick up your blaster barrels?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> Yes friend computer! -salutes-
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ....Maybe?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> yes
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Why do you need to know?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> because newbies ALWAYS forget to do it
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> did you ever even attach yours?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> no i didnt
<Kimel--R-BOW-1> We don't want to get into a fight and have the idiots forget theirs
<Cana-R-FXE-1> because they misfire
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> I have a berrels..
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Barrel*
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> not all the time....
<Cana-R-FXE-1> excellent
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well i think i see the hospital
<Cana-R-FXE-1> brilliant!
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Cana) They don't misfire. They explode.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> only when fired, faithful pdc
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i shall use my image intensifier goggles to see if it is indeed the hospital.
<Friend_Computer> EvileTh puts on the goggles.
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> Good idea good man.. what's your name again?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> EvileTh-R-ASH-1
<Cana-R-FXE-1> Evileth
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, everyone is surrounded by men in black.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> not a very nice name evileth
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hey
<Cana-R-FXE-1> infareds
<Cana-R-FXE-1> scram
<Friend_Computer> The men stay were they are.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> well, this could be problematic.....
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Oohh.. Men..
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Hiya guys.
* Cana-R-FXE-1 whispers
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ points laser pistol
<Cana-R-FXE-1> careful these guys could be death leopards
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i would just shoot them but it would be more likely to kill me
<Cana-R-FXE-1> these guys love to brawl
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> who are you and what is your purpose?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> damn straight it would
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the men vanish. Completely.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *ahem*
<Cana-R-FXE-1> errr
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Cool!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> stand back! i have a Gravitational enforcement device.... wait
<Friend_Computer> They are replaced by brick walls.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> that was odd
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> where did you go?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> at ease men
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> what!
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> what just happened?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> continue!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wait WHAT!
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Hmm..
<Cana-R-FXE-1> let us out of her-
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i am so confused
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hold on a second
<Cana-R-FXE-1> its an ILLUSION!
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ knocks on a brick wall
* Cana-R-FXE-1 walks towards the brick walls
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> Mutants!
<Friend_Computer> The brickwalls melt.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> who was it!
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ pulls hand back
<Cana-R-FXE-1> MUTANTS!?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> WHERE!?
<Friend_Computer> They have become a bunch of lightbulbs.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i will shoot you all i swear!
* Cana-R-FXE-1 charges through the 'lightbulbs'
<Cana-R-FXE-1> GYAAAAH
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ accesses PDC
<Friend_Computer> Cana trips over.
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ documents the lightbulbs
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ...Wonder if I can make a sick explosion with my gun...
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 also charges through the lightbulbs
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> Don't try it
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Kimel) What lightbulbs?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Why not?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> see!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i told you they arent real!
* Cana-R-FXE-1 gets up and walks slowly through the lightbulbs
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> Hold on PDC... you don't see lightbulbs?
<Friend_Computer> The light bulbs vansh.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you guys are so gullible
<Friend_Computer> The floor also vanishes.
<Friend_Computer> So do the walls.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh shi-
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> PDC what's happening!!!!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> guys!?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> you're all levitating! you mutants!
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Yawwwnnn...
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> YOU ARE TOO!
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Kimel) I don't understand the question.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-1> its still an illusion
* Cana-R-FXE-1 attempts to escape simply by walking forward
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ..Can I see..PDC was it?
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> PDC I appear to be floating. What are your scanners telling you?
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the image intesifier goggles let out a high pitched squeal.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 tries to fire his laser pistol into the air!
<Friend_Computer> The floor appears. As do the walls.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well im glad thats over
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> that was.... interesting
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but i SERIOUSLY need medical attention
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> who wants these goggles? i'm reluctant to trust them now
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Me!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i'll take them
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you already HAVE goggles
<Cana-R-FXE-1> how can you use 2 sets at the same time
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Well..
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> I could put them over eachother?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you cant!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> thats what
<Cana-R-FXE-1> MY goggles
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i would just break them, but i have a feeling that's treason
* Cana-R-FXE-1 taktes evileth's goggles
<Kimel--R-BOW-1_> hmmm...
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> No fair..
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Evileth) Treason bells treason bells treason all the way!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i think i'll keep the goggles
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 takes back goggles
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ shuts down her own PDC just in case of virus
<Cana-R-FXE-1> to tell the truth i'd crush mine
* Kimel--R-BOW-1_ is now known as Kimel-R-BOW-1
<Cana-R-FXE-1> except that its TREASON! Very Happy
<Cana-R-FXE-1> TSALPD, are we going the correct direction
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Maybe.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i thought it answered with a yes or a no
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP would you tell us if we were NOT going in the right direction?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Looks around in my pockets,for a PDC.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Good
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well lets continue before i pass out
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Activates the PDC or whatever
<Cana-R-FXE-1> its hard to walk straight with this much blood
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> TSALP are we going the wrong way?
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Cana) Stop bleeding then.
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) No.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Good
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Uhhh...PDC..What can you do?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i did stop bleeding
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) More than you, citizen.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh really?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Let's just hurry to the Medical Station
<Cana-R-FXE-1> can you fire a gun?
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) Yes.
<Friend_Computer> The PDC fires a minlaser at Cana's foot.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ...PDC thing uhhh..
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i guess you are more useful that micard
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> did that hurt cana?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i dont know
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) Affirmative.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i havent really felt pain since the shrapnel hit my eye
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Do you have holograpic abilitys?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> You mean like a holomap?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> PDC, can i ask you a question?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Sure..
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) Negative, on both counts.
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> PDC.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 huffs
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 accesses PDC
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 wakes up from a quick snooze
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> *yaawwnn*
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) *beep*
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> what did I miss?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> PDC?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Do you have any navigational abilitys?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks around
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> Can i ask a question?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> PDC I am requesting a route to the closest medical station
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> where am I?
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Micard) Shutdown initiated.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh we've had 2 more trouble shooters pop up
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 gets up and inspects his equipment
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Kimel) Did you mean nearest restaurant?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> they've been dragging you and the G.E.D. because me and kimel are dead tired
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> ...Well. That thing was almost useless..Apart from someone to talk to and someone
to help fight..
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> No PDC I need a medical Station for myself and Cana-R-FXE-1
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 grabs the G.E.D. Let me take this
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you know what
<Cana-R-FXE-1> im tempted to lay down and die
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> that would most likely be treason cana
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Hmmm..
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - Kimel) Oh, I see. You meant nearest moon.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i think i see a red plus..
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Starts trying to fix the PDC
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 re-activates image intensifier goggles
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Evileth, are you sure that's such a good idea?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I'm gonna have to get you fixed. Your Voice controls are out of whack
<Friend_Computer> Ninjas appear.
<Friend_Computer> 40 of them.
<Friend_Computer> All clad in Indigo.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 pulls out pistol
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> indigo ninjas?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> indigo?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 attempts to pull the goggles of Evile's face
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Keeps on trying to fix the PDC
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 salutes ninjas
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh shit thats like violet
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and THATS like purple!
<Friend_Computer> Micard gets shocked by the PDC.
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Owww!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> those guys are high ranked
* Cana-R-FXE-1 kneels
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Indigo ninjas my name is Kimel-R-BOW-1
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i am yours to command
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> We are on a mission for the Friend Computer
<Friend_Computer> The ninjas stay silent. They then burst into flame.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> *hisses* get on your knees if you want to live
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> oh god
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ah what the fuck!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> another illusion!?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ah!*backs off away from the flames
<Cana-R-FXE-1> its not real
<Friend_Computer> The flames surround everyone.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> just sit down
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and relax
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i like these goggles.....
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and pretend it isnt happening
<Cana-R-FXE-1> because it isnt
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Walks up to Evileth
* Cana-R-FXE-1 sits calmly and waits for it to pass
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> you never know...
<Kimel-R-BOW-1_> more illusion?
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Hey evileth
<Friend_Computer> The goggles squeal. The flames remain where they are.
<Friend_Computer> They get hotter.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> take those things off
<Micard-R-HBQ-1> Hmm..
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> no
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i refuse
<Friend_Computer> The flames lick at Cana's feet.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 takes off the goggles
<Friend_Computer> The flames are still there.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> oh dear....
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Climbs on the gravitational thing
<Friend_Computer> Micard is now 2 feet off the ground.
<Friend_Computer> The flames come closer.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> it aint real
<Cana-R-FXE-1> indigo ninjas dont burst into flames
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> if it isn't real, care to walk into it?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 throws a Cold Fun at the flames
<Cana-R-FXE-1> maybe yellow ninjas
<Cana-R-FXE-1> sure
* Cana-R-FXE-1 walks towards the flames
<Friend_Computer> The cold fun explodes.
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Starts to prepare to jump into/over the fire.
<Friend_Computer> Everyone is covered in icecream.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ah nice one smartass
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 licks the ice-cream
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you wasted a perfectly good coldfun
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I still have some
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - All) Temperature chip overloaded. Self destruct active.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 throws cold fun single serving cone into fire
* Cana-R-FXE-1 takes off clothes and licks
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 Jumps off the gravitational device,towards the flames
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 throws his PDC as far as he can
<Friend_Computer> The cold fun cone explodes. More ice cream!
<Friend_Computer> Micard lands in the flames, and is flash fried.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 throws his largest cold-fun at the flames
<Cana-R-FXE-1> holy shit!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> AH!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i guess theres only one thing to do
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> illusion my 6 clones!
* Cana-R-FXE-1 puts clothes back on
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ pours Cold Fun Gallon all over the flames to try and put them out
* Cana-R-FXE-1 prepares to open a can of mutant soda
<Friend_Computer> Everyone is covered in icecream from head to toe.
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the flames die.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> this is it folks!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> orrrr not
* Cana-R-FXE-1 puts the can away
<Friend_Computer> Micard's charred corpse is on the floor.
* Cana-R-FXE-1 prods the corpse
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 examines Micard
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> wow
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> the new recruit lasted all of what? 20 minutes?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i'm still here at least
<Friend_Computer> The PDCs start a countdown.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> PDC what is going on?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh no
<Cana-R-FXE-1> not again
<Friend_Computer> (PDC - All.) 10 seconds remaining.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:05 am

* Pirill-R-PIE-1 taps Cana and Kimel on the shoulder and starts running away from the PDCs
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh SHIT
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> UNTIL WHAT?
<Friend_Computer> 9
* Cana-R-FXE-1 takes away pdc and THROWS IT
<Friend_Computer> 8
<Cana-R-FXE-1> RUNNN!
<Friend_Computer> 7
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> Drops it and runs!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 runs
<Friend_Computer> 6
* Cana-R-FXE-1 starts running with pirill
<Friend_Computer> 5
<Friend_Computer> 4
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ books it out of there
<Friend_Computer> 3
<Friend_Computer> 2
<Friend_Computer> 1
<Friend_Computer> 0
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ dives behind cover
<Cana-R-FXE-1> KA BLOOEHY!?
<Friend_Computer> -1
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 is now quite a distance away
<Friend_Computer> -2
<Friend_Computer> -3
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 dives behind kimel
<Friend_Computer> -4
<Cana-R-FXE-1> errr what?
<Friend_Computer> -5
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you know what
<Friend_Computer> -6
<Friend_Computer> -7
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> Cana go check it out
<Friend_Computer> -8
<Cana-R-FXE-1> these things are not worth the risk
<Friend_Computer> -9
<Friend_Computer> -10
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but if we dont bring them back we're gonna get slaughtered anyway
<Friend_Computer> The PDCs suddenly explode.
<Friend_Computer> Half the sector is wiped out.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> WHAT THE HELL?!?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 watches the explosion in awe from his far away place
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i am so glad i procrastinated and didnt check it out
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-1> anyone wounded?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 starts running back
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> lets head towards the hospital now
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> you mean other than the shrapnel from earlier?
* Cana-R-FXE-1 watches pirill
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I wonder if my G.E.D. is ok
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ok
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ tries to keep up
<Friend_Computer> There is a large crater at the edge.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> Daaa-mn
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i can't even remember our mission
<Cana-R-FXE-1> go to sector DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-1> kill some death leopards
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> We go to sector DIE and get the Death Leopard hideout
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> how close are we to sector DIE?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks around the blast site for his G.E.D
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> i'm tempted to put on my goggles again.....
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> stop Evile!
* Cana-R-FXE-1 starts searching for some tongs and some visomorpain
* Micard-R-HBQ-1 is now known as Micard-R-HBQ-2
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> but....
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> it could provide insight into what to do
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> We were doing ok until the new people showed up
<Friend_Computer> The gravitational enforcement device is on top of Micard's corpse.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ pulls pistol out
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-1> hey guys!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> what are you intending to do with that kimel?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i think i found something
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 tugs the G.E.D. off Micard's corpse and rejoins his friends
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> Yeah Cana?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> BESIDES corpses
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ heads over to Cana
<Friend_Computer> Cana finds rubble.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 joins Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-1> oh never mind
<Cana-R-FXE-1> just bodies
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and rubble
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ attempts to search for the remains of the PDCs
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> help me out here
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 makes a sad face
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well you can do that
<Cana-R-FXE-1> im gonna look for pain killers or a doctor
<Cana-R-FXE-1> or maybe a mirror
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 starts looking for loot away from Kimel
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ heads for the hospital, abandoning the others
<Cana-R-FXE-1> ah
<Cana-R-FXE-1> glad you have decided to join me
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> i need these holes checked out
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 joins Cana and Kimel
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 leaves everyone behind and heads for sector DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-1> this hospital is all gone
<Cana-R-FXE-1> STUPID PDCS
<Cana-R-FXE-1> STUPID FIRE
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> doesn't TSALP have any insight on our current sitiuation?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> my eye might get infected
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Walks up to my corpse
<Cana-R-FXE-1> or worse, my brain!
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> ...Awesome!!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> TSALP answers only yes or no answers
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Attempts to loot my own corpse
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 starts searching for medical supplies or weapons
<Friend_Computer> Micard burns her own hands.
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> OW!
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Jerks her hands away
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> TSALP does the hospital have enough equipment to heal us?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> great now we ALL need medical attention
<Friend_Computer> Pirill finds nothing.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> what sector are we in anyway?
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Well that kinda burnt..
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Affirmative.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 continues walking towards sector DIE
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> good
<Cana-R-FXE-1> yeah lets just go to sector DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wait
<Cana-R-FXE-1> but according to the TSALPD
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> but this is barely sector...what sector is this?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> theres enough stuff to heal us
<Cana-R-FXE-1> TSALPD
<Cana-R-FXE-1> can we ACCESS this stuff?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Positive signs.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> good
<Cana-R-FXE-1> TSALPD, could you assist us?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 attempts to fire laser into air
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> and if we have too.. well we got blood
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> TSALPD: are there supplies anywhere in our vicinity?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> it just said yes
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> in the hospital
<Friend_Computer> The laser pistol explodes, removing evile's hand.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> OH GOD!!!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wow
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> the pain!!!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> STOP THAT
<Cana-R-FXE-1> we did warn you
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I meant vicinity as in: next few rooms
<Cana-R-FXE-1> here
<Cana-R-FXE-1> i'll tell you what
<Cana-R-FXE-1> take off your shirt
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> hospital seems like a good idea now....
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Puts the barrel off,and puts the body and barrel in my pockets
<Cana-R-FXE-1> and wrap it around the wound
<Cana-R-FXE-1> you DO have a shirt dont you?
<Cana-R-FXE-1> TSALPD
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> unfortunately not
<Cana-R-FXE-1> can you assist us in finding medical supplies
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ searhes the hospital for anything that will help remove the shrapnel in her
bacfk
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 puts stump in his cold fun gallon
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Negative.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 searches for medical supplies in a pile of rubble
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well you aint getting my shirt
<Cana-R-FXE-1> well lets get SEARCHIN
<Cana-R-FXE-1> tell you what
<Friend_Computer> Pirill finds rubble.
* Cana-R-FXE-1 cracks open mutant spew soda
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> hmmn....
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ searches for anything helpful
* Cana-R-FXE-1 drinks
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> the ice cream isn't really helping
* Cana-R-FXE-1 crushes can
* Cana-R-FXE-1 throws can at the rubble
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> you shouldn't have done that cana
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back
<Cana-R-FXE-1> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> that is experimental
* Cana-R-FXE-1 runs!
<@Friend_Computer> A tentacle comes out of the can, and tries to strangle cana.
<Cana-R-FXE-1> gyaaaahhh
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 takes out his pistol and shoots at the tentacle
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> quick! give me your pistol! i'll shoot it!
<Cana-R-FXE-1> get it off me get it off me!
<Friend_Computer> The blast scrapes the tentacle.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ spins, sees the tentacle and fires at it right below where it's grabbing Cana
* Cana-R-FXE-1 assembles blaster
<Cana-R-FXE-1> wait
<Cana-R-FXE-1> no
<Cana-R-FXE-1> better idea
<Friend_Computer> The blast misses.
* Cana-R-FXE-1 drops blaster
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back away from the tentacle
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ keeps firing
* Cana-R-FXE-1 pulls out tiger tooth
* Cana-R-FXE-1 slashes at the tentacle
<Friend_Computer> Evile's eyes start glowing, and the tentacle and Cana's head burst into flame.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> errm....
<Cana-R-FXE-1> IT BURNS
<Cana-R-FXE-1> COLDFUN
<Cana-R-FXE-1> COLDFUN
<Cana-R-FXE-1> COLDFUN ON MY FAIC NOW!
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ fires at Evile
<Friend_Computer> Cana falls dead.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 throws coldfun gallon on cana's face
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 throws his last gallon of Cold fun at Cana
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> MUTANT TRAITOR
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ fires at Evile
* EvileTh-R-ASH-1 runs away
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's blast pierces Evile's arm.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 shoots at Evile
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> GET BACK HERE MUTANT
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i guess i dont need medical attention anymore
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ continues to fire
<Cana-R-FXE-2> on an unrelated note
<Cana-R-FXE-2> DIE MUTANT SCUM!
* Cana-R-FXE-2 attempts to fire blaster at evileth
<Friend_Computer> Pirill's blast misses, hitting the wall, which collapses onto evile.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> ouch
<EvileTh-R-ASH-1> ....
<Friend_Computer> Evile is crushed to death.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 gets closer with his weapon drawn
<Cana-R-FXE-2> sweet sweet justice
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 loots Evile
<Cana-R-FXE-2> friend computer
<Cana-R-FXE-2> we have terminated a mutant!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well thats one less person to heal
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts blaster away
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 takes the rubble off Evile's corpse and THEN loots him
<Friend_Computer> Pirill finds a pyroxidine capsule on Evile.
* Kimel-R-BOW-1__ keeps her pistol out in case of more mutants
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well
<Cana-R-FXE-2> somebody here
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think it was kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-2> needed medical attention
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> You needed medical attention as well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> evening all, what is going on?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> oh nothing much
<Friend_Computer> The mutant spew can explodes.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> new clones dont need medical attention
<Kimel-R-BOW-1__> TSALP can we reach The Computer from here?
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> ...Great. I need to find my way back..
* Cana-R-FXE-2 sorts through the newly created rubble
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> we should probably get on with the mission....
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> indeed
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> yep
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> where are we anyway?*looks for a sign*
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Soon as we find some medical supplies for my back
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Goes back the direction I came from
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 searches for med kit, anything!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-2 helps searching
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 helps Kimel in his search
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Thanks Pirill
<Cana-R-FXE-2> im off to sector DIE before you get us all killed, again
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> and nice shot killing that mutant
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I think we should stick together
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> what mutant?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the longer we stay in one place
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Keeps going the direction I spawned from
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> thanks*smiles*
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the more likely it is that we kill eachother
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> your predessor Evile
* Cana-R-FXE-2 ah shit
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> this is news to me....
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Keeps going to the direction I spawned from
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Micard, where are you going?
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Huh?

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 7:05 am

<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont know but im going to sector DIE to get this job done
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Oh hey Pirill.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Ah screw it. I'll get medical attention at the next hospital
<Cana-R-FXE-2> thats the spirit!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> let's go and find a terminal so we can report to The Computer
<Cana-R-FXE-2> nothing works around here
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) Report what, citizen?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Oh thank you.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> We have been having problems with our equipment. Some Commie Mutant Traitor has
been tampering with them
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> what makes you assume it was a commie?
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) What kind of problems?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> because you would NEVER give us bad equipment!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Thank you Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-2> exploding
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> perhaps you yourself are a commie, trying to accuse other people of being
commies?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> shut up
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> The bot that was assigned to Micard went rouge
<Cana-R-FXE-2> your last clone was a mutant
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> perhaps your clone sabotaged us!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i suspect it was hijacked by commies
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> our PDC's were uncooperative and unresponsive until they exploded
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I'll just wait here for you to..finish your search*yawn*
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 falls asleep
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> One more thing Friend Computer
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cana took a drink of your Mutant Spew and a tentacle came out of the can, after he
was done drinking.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> good news
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the GED has failed to fail!
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Keeps on walking to where I was spawned
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> the tentacle proceeded to choke Cana. Myself and Pirill tried to help, but Evile's
last clone did something, his eyes glowed, and Cana's head got vaporized
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I fired at Evile trying to kill the mutant and Pirill got in a lucky shot that
dropped a wall on hikm and killed him
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I am requesting instructions so I may better carry out your mission
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) That is above your clearance, citizen.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> thank you for your benevolent decision computer
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> We have no PDCs on us anymore, Friend Computer. May we get replacement PDCs that
weren't tampered by the Commie Mutant Scum?
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) You destroyed assigned equipment?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> No Friend Computer
<Cana-R-FXE-2> they self destructed
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> The PDCs all started a countdown from 10 to -10
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> we suspect a commie mutant scum tampering
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Same with the Bot that was assigned to us
<Cana-R-FXE-2> then again it was probably just you
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> are you accusing me of being a commie cana?
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) You are implying misfunction of computer assigned equipment.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> no sir
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) Cease, and continue your mission, citizen.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> implying SABOTAGE!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> I am implying that you created the equipment and it was perfect but somewhere along
the line Commies got to it
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Arrives at a shop?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Now what are we going to do
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 heads over to Micard, keeping an eye on Evile
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Heya..what do you have for sale?
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Got any Medical Kits? I got Shrapnel in my back and face still
<Friend_Computer> There is no one in the shop.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-2 looks at the shops merchandise
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 looks for a Medical Kit
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Looks at weapons,misc items and foods
<Friend_Computer> The shop contains only pineapples.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> mmm.... pineapples
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i say we just take the pineapples
<Cana-R-FXE-2> and leave
<Friend_Computer> All the pineapples are painted violet.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> i don't
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Why are you guys keep following me?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> they are probably dangerous
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> they are above our clearance!
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 steps outside and looks at the sign at the door
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> run!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> they look tasty
* EvileTh-R-ASH-2 runs
<Cana-R-FXE-2> and lethal!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> at the same time
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cana get out of there please
* Cana-R-FXE-2 steals a pineapple
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-2> this is going to sting a bit
<Friend_Computer> Cana's eyes start glowing.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 rolls pineapple on kimels back
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cana drop that pineapple
<Cana-R-FXE-2> there
<Cana-R-FXE-2> its RED now
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> sorry
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 pistol-whips Cana
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> computer, is cana treasonous? he has been going beyond his clearance?
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 steps back
* EvileTh-R-ASH-2 fires laser at cana
<Cana-R-FXE-2> OW
<Cana-R-FXE-2> FUCK
<Cana-R-FXE-2> DONT
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 aims and fires at point blank
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i just get this feeling that we need to RUN!
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 steps back and fires again
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> What did you do to him Evile?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-2 runs after firing at cana repeatedly
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> i did nothing
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> He wasn't like this until you killed his clone
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> he is a mutant! and a traitor!
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 fires again
* Cana-R-FXE-2 throws pineapple at evileth
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 and again
<Friend_Computer> Cana is hit by two of the shots.
<Friend_Computer> Evileth now has a pineapple attached to his face.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> ah
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> this
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> could
<EvileTh-R-ASH-2> hurt
* Cana-R-FXE-2 sets off a firecracker and throws it at kimel
<Friend_Computer> The firecracker explodes at evile's feet, blowing him into salsa.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 takes out 2 blasters and returns fire
* EvileTh-R-ASH-3 runs in shooting cana
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 dives for cover and fires three more times
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) EVILETH-R-ASH-3!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> yes oh great computer!
* Cana-R-FXE-2 throws another firework at evileth
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) It has been brought to my attention that your newest clone has gone
insane.
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's laser explodes.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> GAHHH!!!!
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> THAT BURNS!!!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> not true oh great computer! he is attempting to bring the mutant traitor cana to
justice!
<Friend_Computer> The firecracker blows a hole in the wall.
<Friend_Computer> Kimel has a stump for a hand.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-2> stop
<Cana-R-FXE-2> stop this at once
<Cana-R-FXE-2> surrender and let this madness end
* EvileTh-R-ASH-3 shoots the cieling above cana
<Friend_Computer> Evile's laser explodes.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> ouch
<Cana-R-FXE-2> and that is why i dont use lasers
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> oh, the pain
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> please, help.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> or just kill me
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think this is enough
<Cana-R-FXE-2> actually
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that seems like a good idea
* Kimel-R-BOW-1 moans in pain
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Cana you mutant
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you want to be put down too?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> COMPUTER!
<Friend_Computer> Abruptly, Kimel dies.
<Kimel-R-BOW-1> Your eye's glowed like Evile
<Cana-R-FXE-2> these 2 traitors are begging me to put them out of their misery
<EvileTh-R-ASH-3> picks up laser from old corpse with good hand, and fires at cana
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oops
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Yawns..and relaxes in the other shop
<Cana-R-FXE-2> another one bites the dust
<Friend_Computer> The laser removes Cana's ear.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-3 fires again
* Cana-R-FXE-2 fires back
<Friend_Computer> The laser bounces off the wall, hitting pineapples.
<Friend_Computer> Cana's laser blows Evile's head off.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 blows smoke away from barrel
* Cana-R-FXE-2 removes barrel from laser.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 shows up
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> arrives
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> wow, a lot of corpses in here
<Cana-R-FXE-2> yeah
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> what happened here?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> yours
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> [picks up and pockets spare laser pistol]
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) I detect you are still in sector DIY. Why?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hey
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i knew a guy from here!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 heads over to her Prime clone
<Cana-R-FXE-2> we had a fire fight sir
<Cana-R-FXE-2> they accused me of being a mutant
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> did we?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i had to put them down
<Cana-R-FXE-2> yes
<Cana-R-FXE-2> yes you did
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> why did we accuse you of being a a mutant?
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) I see.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont know
<Cana-R-FXE-2> because you were commies?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> yeah why would we do that?
<Friend_Computer> (Computer) Mission. Please advance.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> because you were commies?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> right
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 raises an eyebrow
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ONWARDS!
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Goes out of the shop,then walks towards Evile
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Let's GO!!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4 advances towards sector DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-2> only 20 sectors to go!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> what happened to your ear?
* Cana-R-FXE-2 runs into the shop
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> me?
* Cana-R-FXE-2 grabs 2 pineapples
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Did I do any damage?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you blew it off
<Cana-R-FXE-2> yeah
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> i would put those back cana
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> wait you shouldn't have those
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> those are purple
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Dumps the cold fun on eviles head,while following him*
* Cana-R-FXE-2 rubs around the wholes in his torso
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> you are only red clearance
<Cana-R-FXE-2> shhhh
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> i feel sticky.....
<Cana-R-FXE-2> quiet
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 eyes widen
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4 draws pistol on cana
* Cana-R-FXE-2 douses the pineapples in the bloodbath of the firefight
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> What are you DOING?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> replace those high clearance pineapples!
* Cana-R-FXE-2 holds up a red pineapple
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> oh
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> ok
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Grabs eviles pistol
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> wow
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont see any high clearance pineapples?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> do you?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> no I don't
<Cana-R-FXE-2> NOW lets go
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> get off my pistol micard
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> Im going to make it deadlier
<Cana-R-FXE-2> (i am NOT getting over killing you with a pineapple and a fire cracker)
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> your cold fun fiasco has already made me angry micard
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 grabs the TSALP from her clone's corpse
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> do not anger me further
<Cana-R-FXE-2> or what?
<Micard-R-HBQ-2> I did that to make you cool.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you will explode blasters at us?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 starts walking to DIE
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> that i will cana
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> that i will
* Cana-R-FXE-2 journeys with kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-2> onwards!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> to DIE!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4> i will join you when micard lets go of my pistol
* Micard-R-HBQ-2 Snaps Eviles pistol in half
<Friend_Computer> You arrive at the gates to sector DIE.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hey evil
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think you got your pistol back
<Friend_Computer> The gates are a vibrant red, and coated in spikes.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well
<Cana-R-FXE-2> lets kill some death leopards
<Cana-R-FXE-2> heey
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that looks like these pineapples...
<Friend_Computer> Evile's pistol breaks,and forces itself into Micard's hand.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 falls asleep

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57 am

<Cana-R-FXE-2> well how are we going to get in...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hey evileth
<Cana-R-FXE-2> whered micard go?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 wakes up
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmmmmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Micard? Must have had to have gone to the bathroom
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, can we open this door from this side?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Hey that's my job...
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) All signs point to yes.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> good
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks up to the gate and attempts to open it
<Friend_Computer> The gate, strangely enough, opens.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 watches from about 5 meters away
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok come on lets go people
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> alright
* Cana-R-FXE-2 continues on through the open gate
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 follows Evile through the gate
<Friend_Computer> You emerge in a thin alleyway. with a cobbled floor.
<Friend_Computer> There are smashed cameras on the walls, and little passages leading left right and center.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, are we in sector DIE
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Fnord.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Yeah we are Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-2> death leopards...
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 wakes up
<Cana-R-FXE-2> lets just kill anyone who puts up a fight
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> We were at the gates of DIE and we went THROUGH the gate of DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-2> blasters at the ready...
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 pulls out pistol
<Cana-R-FXE-2> or more conventional less backfir-y weapons at the ready
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Don't have any
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks around and takes out his pistol
* Cana-R-FXE-2 hefts a pineapple to pirill
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ holds pistol by barrel, to use as a bludgeoning intrument.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> catch
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 catches the pineapple
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> thanks
* Cana-R-FXE-2 hefts the other pineapple above him
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok lets go
* Cana-R-FXE-2 charges into the alley with reckless abandon
<Cana-R-FXE-2> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 waits for Cana to go in then cautionsly advances
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ opens not quite so plain algae chips and begins munching loudly
<Friend_Computer> Cana runs straight into a wall.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ow
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i am so clever
* Cana-R-FXE-2 gets up and looks at the wall
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, can i get through this wall
<Friend_Computer> The wall has a red spot on it. Blood.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> you ok Cana?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2_> Just blast through it Cana
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) No.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think i just made the wall red
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> TSALPD. is that cana's blood?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok the device says no
<Cana-R-FXE-2> lets find another way
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Signs point to perhaps.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks around
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks out of the dead end looking for another path
<Friend_Computer> Pirill sees walls.
<Friend_Computer> Lots and lots of walls.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> dead ends are treacherous
<Cana-R-FXE-2> try killing a wall for treason
<Cana-R-FXE-2> it wont work!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> maybe there's a secret passage around here
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 starts feeling the walls
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> right, what we need is loud noises. death leopards like loud noises. we can lure them out.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> good idea
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ fires laser at wall
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> how do you know that?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> no!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you idiot
<Cana-R-FXE-2> thats a stupid idea
<Friend_Computer> The laser makes the wall holey.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you could blow your hand off
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i have a much better idea
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> TSALPD: can the G.E.D. be used to break down the wall?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> that's all part of the fun
* Cana-R-FXE-2 takes out 2 blasters
<Cana-R-FXE-2> these are fakes
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ looks through the divine wall
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Ask again later.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 fires them with reckless abandon
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back
<Friend_Computer> The blasters make realistic pew pew noises!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that should work
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts away blasters and hefts pineapple
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> ....
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks through the holey wall
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> it hasn't worked
* Cana-R-FXE-2 stands next to a corner, ready to bludgeon the next person that walks past
<Friend_Computer> Pirill sees mortar.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> cana, throw a firecracker very high, use it like a flare.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-2__> Wha?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> or i can use mutant spew...
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> let's put a firecracker in the holey wall and shoot it
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> or a can of mutant spew for that matter
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> you can do the shooting...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i guess im gonna go with the fire cracker
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> i vote mutantspew
* Cana-R-FXE-2 sets off a few fire crackers and throws them down each corridor
<Friend_Computer> The firecrackers roll down the alley, exploding at the end.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> maybe we should just try a different route?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> maybe that too
<Cana-R-FXE-2> or....
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> how about I try rigging a small bomb to blast the wall? I can use the mutant spew can and a firecracker I guess
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> mutant spew
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> solves
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> everything
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks into an alley
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, is this the right path?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows Cana
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> Cana do you jst want me to hand it over to you?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ puts on his image intensifier goggles
<Cana-R-FXE-2> no
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> Don't Evile
<Cana-R-FXE-2> thats treason
<Friend_Computer> The goggles, they do nothing!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> EVile stoP!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> then we both die
<Cana-R-FXE-2> evileth
<Cana-R-FXE-2> there is nothing to see
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> take the damn things off
<Cana-R-FXE-2> is there anything to see?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> but they make me look cool....
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ points pistol at Evile
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> and make us look dead
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Auld lang syne!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh dear
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ removes goggles
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> fine
<Cana-R-FXE-2> thank you
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ points pistol at the ground
<Cana-R-FXE-2> last time you used those somebody died
<Cana-R-FXE-2> and there was a fire
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> the fire was nothing to do with the goggles
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> it was the ninjas
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> i still have the nightmares....
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that was today!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you havent even slept
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> so what now?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> ah
* Cana-R-FXE-2 keeps walking down the path that TSALPD said was correct
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> hmmm
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ takes the rear guard
<Friend_Computer> At the end of the alley is a manhole
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> Evile go down there
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ takes the up guard
<Cana-R-FXE-2> guys i have a plan
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> yeah, I vote fore Evile too
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> throw a firecracker down the manhole
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> what is it Cana
*Cana-R-FXE-2 lifts the manhole cover
<Cana-R-FXE-2> what he said
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> is it safe? I mean..explosives..in a tunnel
<Cana-R-FXE-2> its a mild explosive
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> if it collapses and we all die, who cares
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> what if there's a gas leak?
* Cana-R-FXE-2 drops a lit firework down there
<Cana-R-FXE-2> then we run
* Cana-R-FXE-2 runs back
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back
* EvileTh-R-ASH-4_ runs
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ heads for cover
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows Cana
<Friend_Computer> A pillar of flame erupts from the manhole
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> told you to be careful!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-4_> that's an impressive firework....
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok now i think its safe
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> You THINK?\
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> but my suit smells nice!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i might've dropped a mutant spew but apparently the last time i did that it didnt turn out so well
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ill go first
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I don't want to get it all poopy
* Cana-R-FXE-2 checks for a ladder
<Friend_Computer> There is a ladder.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 climbs down the ladder
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows Cana
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, evile trips, falling down the manhole!
<Friend_Computer> There is a crunch, far below.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh shi-
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ climbs down the ladder
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I can't see a thing
* Cana-R-FXE-2 keeps climbing
<Cana-R-FXE-2> wait!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> who has those goggles!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ummmm Evile?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> those ones that like SEE IN THE DARK!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> Evile does
<Cana-R-FXE-2> nonono
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the OTHER goggles
<Cana-R-FXE-2> wait
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that was micard wasnt it...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> goddamnit where is a trouble shooter when you need them
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> in stand by?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 lasers the ceiling for good measure
* Cana-R-FXE-2 sigh
<Friend_Computer> Pirill is still at the top of the manhole.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 looks around
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> AHA I GOT IT
<Friend_Computer> The G.E.D got snagged.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> We shoot our lasers, one by one into the darkness and follow the light
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> hey guys! I can't get the G.E.D. down here
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> just drop it
<Cana-R-FXE-2> um just drop it when i say so
<Cana-R-FXE-2> WHEN I SAY SO
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont wanna die!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> but...I can't!...I need it!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> im too young to die!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> *sniff*
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ steps away from the manhole ladder
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 grabs the rope from the G.E.D. and leaves it behind, after a wave
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows the others
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> NO Drop the GED down here moron
* Cana-R-FXE-2 moves to the side a bit
<Kimel-R-BOW-2___> then come down
<Cana-R-FXE-2> its sorta squishy down here
<Friend_Computer> The G.E.D suddenly tears the ladder off the wall.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think its gonna splash
* Cana-R-FXE-2 jumps for safety
* Kimel-R-BOW-2___ dives for some sort of cover
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 jumps away
<Friend_Computer> There is a huge splash.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ewww
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that
<Cana-R-FXE-2> was disgusting
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 feels around for the G.E.D.
<Friend_Computer> Pirill feels the metal of the G.E.D
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ugh
<Cana-R-FXE-2> everybody alright?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 reattaches the rope
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> no
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> so...what now?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i got covered in a wave of the crap
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I'm reluctant to fire this blaster
<Cana-R-FXE-2> dont
<Cana-R-FXE-2> use the pineapple!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> the pineapple?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> as a weapon
<Friend_Computer> Abruptly, a flickering dull green light turns on.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> green? that's above our clearance!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> GREEN?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> green!?!?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> what is this madness
<Cana-R-FXE-2> gyah!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 climbs ladder frantically
<Cana-R-FXE-2> wait!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> The ladder's GONE!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, should we run towards or away from the lights?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 climbs wall where ladder was frantically
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) LIGHTS SHINY!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I suppose we should go forward
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> TSALP are you all right?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
<Cana-R-FXE-2> HEAD INTO THE LIGHT
<Cana-R-FXE-2> GYAAAHAAAA
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 takes the rear guard
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows, dragging his G.E.D.(I assume) it makes a slushy sound as it's dragged
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> we aren't dead yet
* Cana-R-FXE-2 charges down the tunnel swinging the pineapple like a club
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Cana is...excited..to say the least...
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i guess we can continue.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 waits until everyone else is ahead and then continues forward
<Friend_Computer> (Unseen Voices Singing)
(Song of Storms)
<Cana-R-FXE-2> guys
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows Kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think i hear something above our clearance
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 takes the middle
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> You first Pirill
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> nonono, I insist you first
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks forward cautiously
<Cana-R-FXE-2> pirill, you are last
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the GED is dragging you back
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Pirill let's walk side by side
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> ok
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks towards the song
<Cana-R-FXE-2> sounds like someone stepping on a bunch of cats!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 pulls out pistol
* Cana-R-FXE-2 starts to pick up speed almost at a run
<Cana-R-FXE-2> guys...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i do believe that is a treasonous sound!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> CHAAAAARGE!
* Cana-R-FXE-2 charges
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA WAIT
<Friend_Computer> Cana hits a wall again.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ooof
* Cana-R-FXE-2 charges again
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Do you know how many of them there are?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont care
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i got my pineapple
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> let us all fire our lasers to create light
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 moves well behind Evile
<Cana-R-FXE-2> dont
<Cana-R-FXE-2> that will also create BANG
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I thought lasers went PEW PEW
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 dives on kimels back piggy back style.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> not BANG
<Friend_Computer> A red light turns on.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ah
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 attempts to elbow smash the attacker on her back
<Cana-R-FXE-2> thats more like our clearance
<Friend_Computer> Evile falls off.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> EVILE!
<Friend_Computer> The sewer is a linear path.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you two!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> quiet!
<Friend_Computer> There is only one way to go.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts away pineapple
* Cana-R-FXE-2 takes out tiger tooth
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 places laser exit hole on Evile's forehead
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts a hand on the wall
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 wakes up from his daydreaming
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Don't EVER do that again
* Cana-R-FXE-2 and starts trotting down the sewer
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Understood?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 feels confortable and basks in the red light
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the wall below Cana's hand gives way.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 stops
* Cana-R-FXE-2 just as suddenly
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 attempts to jump on kimel's back again
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 elbow smashes again
<Cana-R-FXE-2> gyah what was that!?
<Friend_Computer> Evile hits the sewage face first.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks at the wall's rubble
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's arm connects with nothing.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> mmm.... sewage
<Cana-R-FXE-2> who goes there?
<Friend_Computer> The new passage is doused in a black glow.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 trains pistol on the passage
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i have a bad feeling about this

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:58 am

<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Black is infrared right?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALPD, is there still flammable gas in here?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Fnord.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> oh yeah, like that will give you a good answer
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-2> FIRE IN THE HOLE
* Cana-R-FXE-2 drinks a mutant spew
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i'm guessing Fnord means yes
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> TSALP if Cana drops a firecracker will it blow us all up?
* Cana-R-FXE-2 crushes can
* Cana-R-FXE-2 throws
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> -runs away from cana
* Cana-R-FXE-2 runs the other way
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 books it
<Cana-R-FXE-2> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
<Friend_Computer> The can is filled with... nothing.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 ducks behind the G.E.D.
<Friend_Computer> The empty can bounces hollowly down the tunnel.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> its probably a dud can
<Cana-R-FXE-2> but then again
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> how can you be so sure?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 remains in cover
<Cana-R-FXE-2> even the duds explode
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> shoot that can!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> remember what happened with the PDCS?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires
<Friend_Computer> Kimel hits the floor near the can, igniting the sewage/
<Cana-R-FXE-2> OH SHIT
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> SHIT INDEED!
<Friend_Computer> It quickly goes out again.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> RUUUUUN
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh thats better
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> ok... Lasers plus sewage equals BAAAD
* Cana-R-FXE-2 tosses a lit firework down next to the can
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> so. this sewage is highly flammable?
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 runs further
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA NO
<Friend_Computer> The firecracker implodes.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 heads for cover
<Friend_Computer> The sewage vanishes.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> im....plodes?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-2> now one last test
* Cana-R-FXE-2 throws his pineapple down there
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> those can't be normal pineapples...
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple hits the wall, splattering.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> we don't know the pineapple's....powerful..nevermind
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok i guess its safe
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks in to inspect the remains of the pineapple
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks towards the tunnel
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 looks at Cana like he has two heads
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple, oddly enough, is yellow.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Cana get away, it's treasonous
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> a violet pineapple turning yellow?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i guess it washed the paint off
<Friend_Computer> A new song starts up.
(Dies Irae)
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts the pineapple away
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 listens for the direction of the song
<Cana-R-FXE-2> lets continue
* Cana-R-FXE-2 continues down the pipes
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 follows
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 follows the group
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 stays put
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> you guys check it out first....
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile, walk
<Cana-R-FXE-2> oh why dont you
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ive been risking my skin the entire time
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ran into walls
<Cana-R-FXE-2> set off explosives
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I don't like you behind me
<Cana-R-FXE-2> bah
* Cana-R-FXE-2 sets off down the path
<Friend_Computer> The song changes
<Cana-R-FXE-2> sounds like commies...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> or death leopards
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> either or
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think we've hit the jackpot!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> CHAAAAARGEEE
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> the sound is quite soothing the way it echoes
* Cana-R-FXE-2 charges
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 restrains Cana
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> no cana!
<Friend_Computer> Once again, wall meets cana.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Stop chargin around
<Cana-R-FXE-2> well i am not surprised
<Cana-R-FXE-2> atleast this place is consistent
* Cana-R-FXE-2 coontinues around wall
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> how's your face cana?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i dont know
<Cana-R-FXE-2> mushed
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 examines Cana's face
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> you look ok
<Friend_Computer> At the end of the passage is a red painted door. It is made of a plastic of splinteryness.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> your nose can't be in good shape......
<Cana-R-FXE-2> what bose?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> never mind
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i have a plan
<Cana-R-FXE-2> PIRILL!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks in awe at the splinteryness of the door
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 fires laser at door
* Cana-R-FXE-2 lifts GED with pirill
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> I maybe thinking what you're thinking
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you know the drill
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> sure do
<Cana-R-FXE-2> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-2> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-2> 3
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> but is it safe? you know.. all that splinteryness
<Cana-R-FXE-2> CHARGE!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 throws the G.E.D. and steps well back
<Friend_Computer> The G.E.D shatters the door into innumerable pieces.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 steps back
<Cana-R-FXE-2> BEST DEVICE EVER!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> wow, I hate to be the one who counts thoe splinters
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the GED will not attempt to strangle you with tentacles
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> there must be like...a bajilion of them
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> tell me about it
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks through the door
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> so.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> what now?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 cleans the G.E.D. up
<Cana-R-FXE-2> follow the creepy sound
* Cana-R-FXE-2 gropes around for a lightswitch
<Friend_Computer> The next room is a single metal bridge. In the center of the bridge is a loop of rope, with a sign.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 looks at the sign from a distance
<Friend_Computer> The sign reads "Put fut her"
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> put the GED on the bridge, see if it's sturdy
<Cana-R-FXE-2> a fut..
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> fut?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Maybe it's foot?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile put your foot there
<Cana-R-FXE-2> we have a genius
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you know what
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> everybody grab the rope! cana, put the GED on the bridge
<Cana-R-FXE-2> im just gonna charge accross
<Cana-R-FXE-2> get the GED off the bridge please
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 Grabs the rope
<Cana-R-FXE-2> actually
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 grabs rope
<Cana-R-FXE-2> better plan
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> it loa loop of rope? like a hangman noose?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> pirill, hold onto the rope attached to the ged
<Cana-R-FXE-2> we leave the ged here
<Cana-R-FXE-2> you charge across
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> but...
<Cana-R-FXE-2> if it falls we reel you in
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile just go past it WITHOUT chargin
<Cana-R-FXE-2> its your device
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i weigh more than the GED. it would fall with me
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 holds on to the rope
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 pulls the GED
<Cana-R-FXE-2> true
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 hugs the G.E.D.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> how long is this bridge do you think?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> screw you guys
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> 100 meteres?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> who knows?
* Cana-R-FXE-2 strides ahead and across the bridge
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> Cana how about you go ahead?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> way ahead of you
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 steps back to the G.E.D.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> gimme the leash
* Cana-R-FXE-2 takes the leash attached to the GED
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 hands Cana the rope
Cana-R-FXE-2 walks across the bridge
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 holds the G.E.D. so it doesn't fall in the pit
<Friend_Computer> Cana crosses the rope, and instantly falls as a panel next to it gives way.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 puts a hand on her face for a second
<Cana-R-FXE-2> HOLD THE DEVICE
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> and you wanted to charge
<Cana-R-FXE-2> HOLD IT!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> somebody reel me in
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 holds the G.E.D.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i'm still holding it
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile pull Cana up
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> pull Cana up
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 pulls
<Friend_Computer> Cana is pulled out of the gaping maw.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> so..what now?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> simple
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> put fut her
* Cana-R-FXE-2 walks across cautiously, testing the panels with his toes
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 puts fut her
<Friend_Computer> The gap created by the falling panel is approximately 5 metres across.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> big gap..
<Cana-R-FXE-2> steps onto the rope
<Friend_Computer> Nothing happens to evile.
* Cana-R-FXE-2 runs towards the sign
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> what if we throw the GED to the other side and try to shimmy across?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> how long is the bridge anyway?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> we weigh more than the GED
<Cana-R-FXE-2> wouldnt work unless we cut off your legs
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 is careful to do the same
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> but we could attach heavy things to it
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 (and the G.E.D.) puts fut her
* Cana-R-FXE-2 puts foot inside the loop
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok now what
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i put mah fut ther
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Cana you are a morom
<Friend_Computer> Nothing happens.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think im losing bloody
<Friend_Computer> The gap is still gappy.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> gyah
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> did you ever bandage your ear cana?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> or rather lack of?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think my ear is fine
<Friend_Computer> The loop of rope is connected to absolutely nothing.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i think its my face
<Cana-R-FXE-2> charging into walls sucks
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-2> i know!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 pulls rope
* Cana-R-FXE-2 ties an end of the rope around the pineapple
<Friend_Computer> Evile now has a circular piece of rope.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> how can your ear be fine
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> it's not there
<Cana-R-FXE-2> now we just throw it to the other side and shimmy across!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> throw it to the other side? attached to what?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> ah I got it! Like a hook thingy on a rope!
<Friend_Computer> At the end of the bridge is a door, made of metal, with a hand imprint.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:58 am

* Cana-R-FXE-2 ties the other end of the rope to the GED leash!
<Friend_Computer> The door is red. The imprint is black.
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> looks like we need to make that door talk to the hand!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 groans
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> bad pun Pirill
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 punches pirill
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile place your hand on the hand imprint
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> how?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> it's on the other side of the bridge
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> it's on the other side of the bridge silly
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> we need some way to cross that ~5m large gap
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evile, see if you can jump it
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> no
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> just no
<Cana-R-FXE-2> TSALDP
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> nobody tosses a dwarf
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Can Evile make it if he jumps?
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> who is the lightest here? we can toss him over
<Cana-R-FXE-2> are there any girders that the pineapple could wrap around?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> to the first question?
<Friend_Computer> These girders are called... HAND RAILINGS!
* Cana-R-FXE-2 attempts to throw the pineapple between 2 railings on the other side of the gap
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> TSALP Can Evile make the gap if he does a running jump?
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple wraps itself around the railing.
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Maybe.
<Cana-R-FXE-2> SUCCESS!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> now to swing across painfully
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Good enough for me
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> wait, let's throw the G.E.D. over first!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> no
<Cana-R-FXE-2> NO
<Cana-R-FXE-2> IDIOT!
<Cana-R-FXE-2> the OTHER end is attached to the GED
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Pirill we'll make sure we come back for it
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> ok?
<Cana-R-FXE-2> ok i guess im going first
* Cana-R-FXE-2 attempts to shimmy across to the other side
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> have fun!
<Friend_Computer> Cana slips, and is hanging onto the rope by one hand.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> NOO!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> he'll be fine
<Cana-R-FXE-2> hold on guys i got it
* Cana-R-FXE-2 gets other hand and feet back onto the rope
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Let me swing you up?
<Friend_Computer> Cana slips further, and falls.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 attempts to shimmy across next
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hey guys
<Friend_Computer> Evile makes it acrros.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i came here as fast as i could
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> wait
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i didn't die
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> but, i die
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> that's my thing
<Cana-R-FXE-3> thats odd
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ill shoot you?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> no, it's cool
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i'll find a new thing
<Cana-R-FXE-3> kk
* Cana-R-FXE-3 shimmies accross
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Can someone help me over?
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 tries to shimmy across
<Cana-R-FXE-3> cant you shimmy accross?
<Friend_Computer> Cana makes it across.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I'm not exactly agile
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ah
<Cana-R-FXE-3> well you can hold onto the GED
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> we have no spare rope
<Cana-R-FXE-3> when we reel it in
<Friend_Computer> Pirill becomes entagled by the rope, and it twists around his neck.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> PIRILL!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> argghh!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 shimmies onto the rope and tries to save pirill
<Cana-R-FXE-3> NOOO!
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> what?
* Cana-R-FXE-3 shimmies further
<Friend_Computer> A random piece of bridge melts.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 watches how badly some people are doing and shudders with fear
* Cana-R-FXE-3 attempts to untangle rope and grab pirill at the same time
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> so, am i the only one safely on this side so far?
<Friend_Computer> Cana successfully untangles pirill.
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 is in awe of Cana's tanglenessness skill
<Cana-R-FXE-3> woo
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i am a legend
<Pirill-R-PIE-1> thanks a lot!
* Pirill-R-PIE-1 attempts to get across
<Cana-R-FXE-3> now grab the rope
<Friend_Computer> He then lets go of pirill.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 shimmies back across
<Friend_Computer> Cana slips again.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> AH SHIT
<Cana-R-FXE-3> HALP MEH
<Friend_Computer> Yet again, he holds on by one hand.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
<Cana-R-FXE-3> HEEEELP MEEEEE
* Cana-R-FXE-3 tries to get back on the rope
<Friend_Computer> Cana is still hanging.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 runs back into the room
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA HOLD ON!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 lays down and reaches a hand out to cana
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 hunts for another way across
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to cross the rope again and save Cana in the same time
<Friend_Computer> Pirill successfully grabs cana.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 pulls self up pirill onto the rope
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 crosses the rope to the other side
* Cana-R-FXE-3 shimmies to safety
<Friend_Computer> Pirill and cana reach the other side.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> yay!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-3> now kimel
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks at Kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-3> wrap yourself around the GED
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> alright
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> hold onto the GED and jump into the pit, and we pull you up
<Cana-R-FXE-3> and pull it off so it swings along the chasm
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ON MY MARK
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 grabs the GED and ties self into the rope as best she can
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> she will get crushed between GED and wall
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok everybody grab the rope to reel her in
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> HOLD ON
<Cana-R-FXE-3> swing on 3
<Cana-R-FXE-3> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-3> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-3> 3
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 braces
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> FISHSTICKS!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 grabs the rope and braces
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 holds onto the rope
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 holds on for dear life
* Cana-R-FXE-3 tugs the GED over the edge
<Friend_Computer> The G.E.D becomes indiana jones, and swings across.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 continues to pant in fear
<Cana-R-FXE-3> phew
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 hugs his G.E.D.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> huzzah
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> all is well over here
* Cana-R-FXE-3 unties the rope and pockets his trust pineapple
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 legs won't stop shaking
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 cleans the rope of pineapple remains and gets off the bridge, to safety(near the doorway)
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok lets continue
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> NEVER do THAT again!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ONWARDS!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 charges
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> to greater land!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 stops
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> oh cana....
<Cana-R-FXE-3> JUST KIDDING!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 pulls herself together
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 inspects the door
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Evlie put your hand on the imprint
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ill give it my best shot
* Cana-R-FXE-3 puts hand on imprint
<Friend_Computer> (Door) Opening mechanism active.
<Friend_Computer> The door slides open.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 awaits an epic door opening sequence
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 is dissapointed
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> who's going through first?
* Cana-R-FXE-3 walks through door
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-3> yes?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> epic death imminent?
<Friend_Computer> Cana emerges into a crossroads corridor.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> nevermind
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hmm
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> oh
<Cana-R-FXE-3> what to do what to do
<Friend_Computer> There is one exit to each compass point.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> TSALP do we go north?
<Friend_Computer> You just cam from the east point.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 dives and rolls dramatically through the door
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I say we draw an arrow on the G.E.D. and spin it, and let fate decide our path
<Cana-R-FXE-3> TSALPD, is throwing fireworks down the pathes a good idea?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 shrugs and walks through
<Cana-R-FXE-3> spin a hunk of metal?
<Friend_Computer> (TSAPLD) Fire does indeed work.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> friction is strong in this one...
<Cana-R-FXE-3> excellent
* Cana-R-FXE-3 lights fireworks and throws them down each path
* Cana-R-FXE-3 retreats to the bridge
<Cana-R-FXE-3> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 walks east a bit, away from the fireworks
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 runs through the doorway, GED in tow
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 stays still
<Friend_Computer> All the fireworks explode, causing all the doors to evaporate.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> that works
* Cana-R-FXE-3 walks back into inspect his handiwork
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> the element of surprise is gone... but it works
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 walks back
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok lets start with the one on the left
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> so...which way?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> you cant surprise a death leopard
<Cana-R-FXE-3> the one on the left i say
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> left?you mean...the northern passage?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> yes
<Cana-R-FXE-3> that one...
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> north sounds ok....I guess
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's ask the TSALPD
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i say we go north then west then south
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> TSALP should we go south?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> TSALPD shoudl we go north?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> to south?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> let's go then
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> TSALPD should we go directly up?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> lets go
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> to north!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> stop usin mah TSALP
* Cana-R-FXE-3 cautiously goes down the northern passage hefting his pineapple
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's just go
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 urges Cana forward
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> you have a can left don't you?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> yes yes i do
* Cana-R-FXE-3 continues onward
<Friend_Computer> You emerge into a room filled with computer equipment.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 looks around for a spare PDC
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks in awe at the blinking buttons and other stuffs

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:17 am

* Pirill-R-PIE-2 wakes up from a brief and spontaneous sleep
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 wakes
* Micard-R-HOS-2 slaps Cana awake
<Cana-R-FXE-3> gyah
<Cana-R-FXE-3> HEY
<Cana-R-FXE-3> WHAT THE HELL!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> where'd you come from micard!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> how did you
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Good, you're awake
<Cana-R-FXE-3> but we just...
<Cana-R-FXE-3> crossed this bridge....
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> and how did you get across the bridge?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> how did you get over here?
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Clone technology
<Micard-R-HOS-2> It's complicated
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 gasps
<Cana-R-FXE-3> but but but
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ah never mind
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 moves close to Cana
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let us not worry with such petty matters: a room of blinking buttons awaits!
* Micard-R-HOS-2 looks around
<Cana-R-FXE-3> so your 'clone' technology eh?
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Yeah, after that guy shot me for having my ears blown off
<Friend_Computer> Micard sees computer equipment, surprisingly enough. Considering, as you can see, it's a computer room
<Friend_Computer> Lots of blinking lights.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I wonder if it's safe to push random coloured blinking buttons
<Friend_Computer> And lots of gaps between equipment.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hmmm
* Cana-R-FXE-3 inspects the screens
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 moves away from Cana
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 searches the room for loot
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 searches the room for a spare PDC
<Friend_Computer> The screens are blue, with white text across them. The text reads BSOD.
<Friend_Computer> Pirill and Kimel find nothing.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gasps
<Micard-R-HOS-2> BSOD... that stands for Big Sodding Operating Dashboard!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> not the fabled BSOD!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> RUN EVERYBODY RUUUUN!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 charges out of there
<Friend_Computer> Cana runs into a wall.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> oof
* Micard-R-HOS-2 hits ctrl+alt+del
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 pushes the reset button on the computer
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 runs away
<Cana-R-FXE-3> why did i know that was going to happen
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gaps
<Cana-R-FXE-3> how did you know how to do that?
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, two men dressed in red trenchcoats jump out. Each is wielding two energy blades.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 greets the men
<Cana-R-FXE-3> who goes there
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 pulls out pistol
<Cana-R-FXE-3> fellow death leopards?
* Micard-R-HOS-2 subtly walks behind Pirill
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 greets the men
* Cana-R-FXE-3 fondles pineapple readily
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 walks behind the G.E.D.
<Friend_Computer> The men waste no words, and lunge towards pirill and cana.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAH
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 dives for cover
* Cana-R-FXE-3 throws a pineapple at one
* Micard-R-HOS-2 pulls out his pistol and starts clobbering one of the men in the back on the head
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to pull out his pistol
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires a random shot from behind her cover
<Friend_Computer> The man lunging toward pirill nicks pirill's arm.
<Friend_Computer> The man lunging towards cana creates a new hole in his leg.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 shoots at the men
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAH
<Friend_Computer> Micard misses the man.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 whips out tiger tooth and slashes at the mans face
* Micard-R-HOS-2 swings again at the man
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's blast tears through one of the mens chets, but he continues to fight.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> f/me fires from behind cover again
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Wow, these guys are tough
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires again
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> someone help me throw the GED at them, maybe it can stop them
<Friend_Computer> Micard misses. Again.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAAAH
* Micard-R-HOS-2 gives up and tries to push a computer unit over onto one of them
<Friend_Computer> Neither of Kimel's shots hit.
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple sails through the air, and comes to rest in a basket.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires again
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 shoots too
<Friend_Computer> The blast kills the man-with-hole-in-chest.
<Friend_Computer> The "bot" tooth misses.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAAH
* Cana-R-FXE-3 kicks the man in the nuts
<Friend_Computer> Pirill's shot hits the other man.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires at the noise
<Friend_Computer> Cana misses.
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's shot hits a computer, creating sparks.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 takes cover behind the G.E.D. and shoots
<Friend_Computer> Micard is still trying fruitlessly to topple a computer.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 leaps at the man, attempting to embed his tiger tooth in the mans chest
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 keeps firing
<Friend_Computer> Pirill hits the man in the eye, killing him.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 gives up and just hides behind it
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's shot bounces off the G.E.D
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Good stuff!
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Cana, loot their bodies
* Micard-R-HOS-2 stays hiding
<Cana-R-FXE-3> excellent
* Cana-R-FXE-3 stops moving
<Cana-R-FXE-3> OOOWWWW
<Cana-R-FXE-3> OWWW OWW OWWW
<Cana-R-FXE-3> MY LEG
<Cana-R-FXE-3> IT BUUUUURNS
<Cana-R-FXE-3> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Get over it
<Cana-R-FXE-3> AND MY EAR
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 loots the men
<Cana-R-FXE-3> AND MY FACE
<Cana-R-FXE-3> AND MY NOSE!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA!!! are you all right?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhh
<Cana-R-FXE-3> so this it what it feels like to come down off adrenaline....
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 peers from behind cover slowly
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> We won right?
<Friend_Computer> Pirill gets the four energy blades.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> gyaahhhhrghhhghrahhllll
* Micard-R-HOS-2 still stays hidden
* Cana-R-FXE-3 stands up straight
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> anyone want a blade?
* Cana-R-FXE-3 picks up basket with pineapple in it
<Cana-R-FXE-3> sure
<Micard-R-HOS-2> I'll take one
* Cana-R-FXE-3 takes an energy blade
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 passes the blades around
<Cana-R-FXE-3> um how do i turn this thing off
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 is still hiding behind her cover
<Friend_Computer> The way you came in is now blocked.
<Friend_Computer> The only way out is north.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> It's clear, right guys?
* Micard-R-HOS-2 looks at passage to the North
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks north
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 grabs an energy blade and dives back behind her cover
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> so..who wants to go in first?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> sigh
<Micard-R-HOS-2> I'll do it
<Cana-R-FXE-3> me
<Micard-R-HOS-2> If you insist
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Cana can go
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
* Cana-R-FXE-3 brandishes energy sword and goes onwards
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> sure, go ahead Cana
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I vote the order should be Pirill Micard Cana Me
<Cana-R-FXE-3> wait
<Cana-R-FXE-3> did you search the guys pockets?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 searches the guys pockets
<Friend_Computer> Kimel finds zilch.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I vote me in the middle, I need to drag the G.E.D. too
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> alright
* Cana-R-FXE-3 goes first
* Micard-R-HOS-2 hits some random buttons on the computers, then goes after him
<Friend_Computer> You emerge into a small room, only just big enough to hold you all.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows the others into the cramped room
<Friend_Computer> The door behind you slams shut.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 waits outside
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 draws his energy blade
<Friend_Computer> (Voice) Welcome to the Mark X healing cubical system.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 fondles pineapple with 1 hand
<Cana-R-FXE-3> oh thank god
<Cana-R-FXE-3> TSALPD, could you help guide us through this?
<Friend_Computer> (Voice) Top of the range in medical technology, the Mark X will heal any medical ailments.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> goddamnit
<Cana-R-FXE-3> kimel!
<Friend_Computer> (Voice) Please stand by.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i think its a trap
<Micard-R-HOS-2> I don't think I'm hurt from the fight at all
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Mark X can you heal the G.E.D.'s scratches? and my nick?
<Friend_Computer> The room glows red, then the light returns to normal. Everyone is healed.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> my leg
<Cana-R-FXE-3> it hurst
<Cana-R-FXE-3> now it does not urst
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-3> wow that feels...
<Cana-R-FXE-3> good
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hey guys
* Micard-R-HOS-2 laughs in relief
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i feel FABULOUS!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 knocks on the door
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I feel like a clone reborn!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 does a little dance
<Friend_Computer> Both doors open.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> LET ME IN!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i AM a clone reborn
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Kimel, you were hiding the whole time
* Cana-R-FXE-3 walks out
<Micard-R-HOS-2> You're fine
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 walks out too
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I.. I might have stubbed my toe
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 takes the rear guard
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok lets go to the next room
<Friend_Computer> You are still in the computer room. The only exit is via the Mark X cubical.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> come on kimel
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Ok let's go!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 drags kimel into the cubicle and into the next room
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 is dragged
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Hey Cana, you can let go of me
<Cana-R-FXE-3> oh
* Micard-R-HOS-2 follows
<Cana-R-FXE-3> right
* Cana-R-FXE-3 releases kimel
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 dusts her overalls off
<Friend_Computer> This room is huge, 50 metres x 50 metres x 50 metres. It is also completely bare, apart from a steel pair of doors that span an entire wall, and a small door in the corner, with a black hand imprint. There is also a glass booth high on one wall.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hmmmm
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks in awe at the cubeness of the room
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Micard go put your hand on that panel
* Cana-R-FXE-3 walks over to the small door
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> maybe it will open
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 stands a ways back from Cana
* Cana-R-FXE-3 puts hand on imprint
<Friend_Computer> (Electronic Voice) Incorrect Genetic Signature Detected.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> eepp
* Cana-R-FXE-3 runs back
<Friend_Computer> The entrance to the room slams shut, and is covered by a wall.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 grabs Pirill's hand and forces it on the imprint
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 hits Kimel back
<Friend_Computer> (Calm Female Voice) Welcome to FENOX, intruders.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> don't touch me
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> FENOX?
* Cana-R-FXE-3 slaps pirill
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) This is our head quarters, and we appreciate your interest in our actions.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> ow, what was that for?
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 grabs Pirill's hand and tries again
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) However, we are afraid that we cannot allow you to go on unstopped.
<Friend_Computer> The voice gets a harsher edge to it.
<Friend_Computer> A muscled giant of a man in white armour appears in the booth.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 aims at the man
* Cana-R-FXE-3 fondles the can of mutant spew
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> that's one nice piece of equipment on that guy
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i have a bad feeling about this
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) Activate Defensive Mechanism 93015 Omega CODENAME Bioform.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:20 am

<Kimel-R-BOW-2> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-3> oh shit..
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 suddenly realises something: IT'S A TRAP!
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> AHA!!! I remember something
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I captured a Death Leopard once.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 whispers
<Cana-R-FXE-3> well
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> got there secret handshake from them
<Cana-R-FXE-3> we just killed a few back there i think
<Friend_Computer> The steel door on the wall slides open.
<Friend_Computer> Slowly.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> oh shiiiit
<Friend_Computer> A huge shadow, 3/4 the height of the door, is inside.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Cana run up, say "What's Happining, dude?" and give him a high five
* Cana-R-FXE-3 lights a bunch of fireworks and throws them in the general direction
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAAAAH
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I'll shoot afterwards k?
(Savato Theme)
<Friend_Computer> The shadow starts moving slowly forward.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> EAT FIRE-Y PAIN FOOL!
<Friend_Computer> (Bioform) GRAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 runs away, G.E.D. in tow
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires at the shadow
* Micard-R-HOS-2 fires as fast as he can
<Friend_Computer> The creature comes into full view of the light.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gouges a hole in the pineapple
<Friend_Computer> Where it's eyes should be are two empty sockets, burning with a blue flame.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 runs up to the General, and does the recognition signal she beat out of a former Death Leopard
<Friend_Computer> It has two legs on it's front side, and is dragging itself along slowly. On each foot are claws the size of a longsword.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 spits at the eyes, trying to put out the flames
* Cana-R-FXE-3 throws bits of pineapple at it
<Cana-R-FXE-3> HERE
<Cana-R-FXE-3> HAVE SOME OF THIS!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires at the general
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Cana give me another barrel, in case this one fails
<Cana-R-FXE-3> kk
<Friend_Computer> The skin is a sickly green/black.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gives kimel a barrel
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> two actually!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 throws the barrel at the General
<Cana-R-FXE-3> one
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ....
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> ...
* Cana-R-FXE-3 headpalms
* Cana-R-FXE-3 slaps kimel
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> HEY IT WAS THE BAD BARREL
<Friend_Computer> (Bioform) GRAGHHHH!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 shoots at the monster's eyes from quite a distance
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 screws the good barrel on
* Cana-R-FXE-3 pops open the mutant spew
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires madly at the General
* Cana-R-FXE-3 drinsk it
* Micard-R-HOS-2 backs as far away as he can
* Cana-R-FXE-3 crushes it
<Friend_Computer> The shot hits the flames, then rebounds.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 puts it in the hole in the pineapple
* Cana-R-FXE-3 throws the pineapple at the monster
<Friend_Computer> The bioform stands on the pineapple.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 fires at the pineapple at the bsat possible moment
* Micard-R-HOS-2 takes aim, then throws an energy knife at the middle of the creature's forehead
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> TSALPD: Is it possible to sneak past it?
<Friend_Computer> The energy blade goes wild, sticking into the wall.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 pulls out a blaster
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) No.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 fires at the monster
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Just no.
<Friend_Computer> The blasts hit the bioform, creating tiny holes.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 uses the bullhorn
<Friend_Computer> Kimel deafens everyone.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> OUCH
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> AHH!
<Micard-R-HOS-2> TSALPD, is it possible to kill this creature?
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> GIVE UP NOW OR YOUR SLEEPIN WITH DA DEAD DOCTABOTS!
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) *beep*
* Cana-R-FXE-3 fires again
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAAHAHHAHH
<Friend_Computer> The shots miss, blackening the glass of the booth.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> TSALPD: does the monster have a weak point?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 decides to shoot at the general's booth
* Micard-R-HOS-2 shoots at the monster again
<Friend_Computer> The bioform suddenly sweeps a foot across the floor, aiming at Pirill.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Cana how many fireworks do you have left?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to dodge
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Use the GED!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> um
<Cana-R-FXE-3> lots
<Friend_Computer> Pirill is knocked 30 metres across the room as the foot connects.
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Put it in the way
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 jumps straight up
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Cana give me a few
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> AHHH!!!!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gives kimel 3 fireworks
<Friend_Computer> Pirill connects with the wall.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> four fireworks at a time shold destroy that glass
* Cana-R-FXE-3 charges at the bioform slashing with blade and tiger tooth
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> ready!?!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAHAHAH
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 is in pain
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GO
* Micard-R-HOS-2 runs up to the beast's leg and attempts to climb it
<Cana-R-FXE-3> DO IT!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> JUST DO IT
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ILL DISTRACT IT
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GYAAAAAH
<Friend_Computer> Cana runs straight into one of the bioform's claws.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 lights the fuse and times it so it will explode just before it hits the glass
<Friend_Computer> Impaling his abdomen.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> urgghhhh
<Friend_Computer> He survives.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 attempts to set off all of his remaining fireworks
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 takes out energy sword
<Friend_Computer> The fireworks explode at the glass, but do nothing.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 crawls to safety behind the G.E.D.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA NO DON"T I NEED THOSE
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 uses her last two doing the same thing again
<Cana-R-FXE-3> its the only way...
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 rolls the pineapple towards Cana
<Friend_Computer> The fireworks miss, exploding harmlessly.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 has an idea
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 runs for the closest cover
* Cana-R-FXE-3 bludgeons the monsters with the pineapple, and removes himself from the claw
<Friend_Computer> The bioform turns slowly towards Kimel, then breathes a burst of fire towards her.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 runs in terror!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 attempts to throw a firework down its throat
<Friend_Computer> The fire misses, but hits the firework, detonating it in midair.
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 douses self with the rest of her Cold Fun (half-gallon)
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> FLAME ME NOW BIAOTCH
<Cana-R-FXE-3> GRAAAGH!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> trouble shooters!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ASSEMBLE!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 groans
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 jumps right behind Pirill and Cana
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the bioform turns invisible.
<Friend_Computer> Where it was is now a vague shimmering.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 starts firing again
<Cana-R-FXE-3> gyaaah!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> WHERED IT GO!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 runs to the imprint
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks around in terror for the Bioform
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 slams her hand against itt in desperation
<Friend_Computer> The blast hits the body of the bioform, causing a small hole.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN
<Friend_Computer> (Electronic Voice) Incorrect Genetic Signature Detected.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 lights a firework in a last ditch attempt and attempts to manually insert it into the monsters flesh wound
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> I'LL SHOW YOU INCORRECT GENETIC SIGNATURE!!!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> guys!
<Friend_Computer> The firework explodes in Cana's hand.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i think im dead!
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 takes her laser, shoots the imprint and then tries to cut it out with her energy sword
* Cana-R-FXE-3 lights another firework and tries again
<Friend_Computer> The laser is absorbed by the door.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> Give me a firework. I got an idea
<Friend_Computer> The firework explodes inside the bioform, causing a slow trickle of acidic green blood.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> sigh
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 takes a firework from Cana
* Cana-R-FXE-3 takes out energy blade and stabs the creature
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> FOR THE COMPUTER!!!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 tries stabbing the hand imprint with his energy blade
* Cana-R-FXE-3 lights another firework, and tries to put it in the wound
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 charges the bioform and attempts to ram said LIT firework down it's throat
<Friend_Computer> Kimel impales herself on the bioform.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 wonders what happened to him climbing it's leg about 10 minutes ago
<Cana-R-FXE-3> deja vu..
<Friend_Computer> Cana's blade get stuck into the bioform.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> YEAOOOWwW
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> OH SHIT
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, it becomes visible again.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ah frick
* Cana-R-FXE-3 takes out tiger tooth and stabs it
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 firework is still in the hand
* Kimel-R-BOW-2 throws the firework up towards the mouth
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to stab the bioform with his blade, but he aproaches from a safe side
<Friend_Computer> Kimel's firework explodes.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 picks up the energy blade he threw earlier, and tries to climb its leg again
<Friend_Computer> Kimel, and two of the claws, are blown to pieces.
<Kimel-R-BOW-2> CANA ANOTHER FIREWORK
<Cana-R-FXE-3> woah
* Cana-R-FXE-3 tries to tug out the energy blade and run
<Friend_Computer> Pirill hits the bioform, but gets splashed by acid blood.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> ahh!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 falls backwards
<Friend_Computer> Cana continues to pull at the blade.
* Cana-R-FXE-3 decides to fuck it and run
<Friend_Computer> Micard is now on the bioform's back.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 stabs it in the back repeatedly, while holding on for dear life
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to ram the G.E.D. into the Bioform's wound hoping to cause some pain at least
<Cana-R-FXE-3> pirill!
<Cana-R-FXE-3> swing it!
<Friend_Computer> The bioform turns it's head round and tries to ingest Micard.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> if we get enough people we can swing it around!
* Micard-R-HOS-2 throws the energy blade down its throat
* Cana-R-FXE-3 throws more lit fireworks at the monster
* Micard-R-HOS-2 jumps off and rolls away
<Friend_Computer> The bioform screeches, then swallows Micard.
<Friend_Computer> Its head then explodes.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 climbs out triumphantly
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks in awe at the explosion
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 arrives
<Cana-R-FXE-3> hold on
<Cana-R-FXE-3> it might not be dead yet...
<Cana-R-FXE-3> either way
<Cana-R-FXE-3> OUCH
* Cana-R-FXE-3 retrieves energy blade...
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) CODENAME Bioform Malfunction.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 collects some acidic blood in his 2 mugs
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) Activate PHASE 2 OMEGA.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> anyone wanna hold theese? or one of 'em?
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> What the HELL is going on here?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> you do NOT want to know...
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Phase 2 OMEGA... what's that mean Female voice?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> guys
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) PHASE 2 OMEGA initiated. For FENOX shall live.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:21 am

<Cana-R-FXE-3> oh shit
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> FENOX? what the hell is that?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> look around you
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to shoot the booth again
<Cana-R-FXE-3> this is fenox
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> ah
<Friend_Computer> Pirill misses.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 backs into the Mark X healing chamber
<Friend_Computer> The door to the chamber is locked.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 pulls out pistol and notices the remains of her dead body
<Friend_Computer> By a wall.
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Damn.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> guys
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 hunts for the TSALP
<Cana-R-FXE-3> lets run to where the monster came from
* Cana-R-FXE-3 runs towards the 'exit'
* Micard-R-HOS-2 follows carefully
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Not without my TSALP!
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) PHASE 2 OMEGA 13% Completed.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows, third in line
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 still hunting for her TSALP
<Micard-R-HOS-2> KIMEL
<Micard-R-HOS-2> NO TIME
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Or...
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> come on Kimel*continues walking*
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Ask a question!
<Friend_Computer> Kimel finds the TSALPD.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> actually
<Micard-R-HOS-2> You'll hear it talking
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Oh...
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> TSALP are you ok?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i have a better idea
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Good job
<Micard-R-HOS-2> NOW COME ON
* Cana-R-FXE-3 runs up to the monster
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) PHASE 2 OMEGA.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 BOOKS it like a marathon
* Cana-R-FXE-3 puts remaining fireworks in the monsters neck
* Cana-R-FXE-3 runs
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Let's head deeper... we can't go back
<Cana-R-FXE-3> now come on!
* Cana-R-FXE-3 looks around the area
<Friend_Computer> You are in the storage containment area for the Bioform.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 BOOKS IT down the hall
* Micard-R-HOS-2 searches the room
<Cana-R-FXE-3> there must be some way out of here
<Friend_Computer> At the end of the area are 3 elevators.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 examines the room
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) PHASE 2 OMEGA 39% Complete.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> TSALPD, which elevator!?
<Cana-R-FXE-3> left?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Yes.
<Cana-R-FXE-3> ok
* Cana-R-FXE-3 gets in the left elevator
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 is last to get in
<Friend_Computer> The elevator contains one button, marked with a 1.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 pushes it
* Cana-R-FXE-3 presses button
<Friend_Computer> The walls of the elevator rise.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 pushes it too, for good measure
<Friend_Computer> The floor stays where it is.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> this doesn't make any sense
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Oh wait... I understand now
* Cana-R-FXE-3 waits for elevator to arrive
* Cana-R-FXE-3 bleeds on the floor
<Cana-R-FXE-3> i want a heal.....
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 attempts a Medical check to patch up Cana
<Friend_Computer> Cana dies.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> SHIT
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> LIVE!!!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 pounds on Cana's dead chest
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> uh-oh
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> LIVE DAMN YOU!!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 pounds on Cana some more
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) PHASE 2 OMEGA 100% COMPLETE!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 gives up on Cana
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> that doesn't sound well
<Micard-R-HOS-2> I bet it's a good thing
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Least Cana won't be in massive amounts of pain
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) He comes... Phase 2 comes... OMEGA. FENOX.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> TSALP EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I thought TSALPD only said yes or no
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) OMEGA COMES!
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> WHAT IS OMEGA?!
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) OMEGA.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Is OMEGA the same as END?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) FENOX.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> that device is useless
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> anyone have a PDC on them?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> and this "elevator is too long!"
* Micard-R-HOS-2 walks onto the elevator
<Micard-R-HOS-2> I'm hurt that you forgot me
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Why don't we just get in another one of the elevators?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> because we are already in this one?
<Micard-R-HOS-2> It left the floor behind
<Micard-R-HOS-2> We're not exactly going anywhere
<Micard-R-HOS-2> The elevator went up
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Minus the floor
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> well then let's change elevators...
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Exactly
* Micard-R-HOS-2 gets in another elevator
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> TSALPD: is the middle elevator safe?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) Phase 2.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> pfff
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows Micard
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 sits on the G.E.D. to make some room
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> [well FC tell us what we see in this elevator so we can finally progress!]
* Micard-R-HOS-2 drags the sleeping Kimel into the lift
* Micard-R-HOS-2 presses the up button
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> tsk tsk tsk..this spontaneous sleep disorder is quite troublesome
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> I wasn't sleeping!
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> I was playing dead
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> there's a difference
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> suuure you were
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> TSALP was I playing dead?
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Didn't I press the button a second ago?
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) OMEGAFENOXPHASE2.
* Micard-R-HOS-2 tries again
<Friend_Computer> The elevator ascends. At 500 mph.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 shuts off the TSALP
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> you need to mash it
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Wheeeeeeeeeee!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> woooshhh!!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 G forces slam Kimnel into the floor
<Friend_Computer> Everyone breaks bones.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> YAAAAAOWWW!!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> *crackle*
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Pirill!
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Use the GED!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> how?!
* Micard-R-HOS-2 hits the down button a few times
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the elevator stops.
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Thank goodness I'm on the other side of the lift to the GED
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> same here
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Cana's body on the other hand...
<Friend_Computer> The doors open.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 wices away from the carnage
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks out
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> (winces)
* Micard-R-HOS-2 gets out in a crippled sort of way
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hey guys!
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Damn you and your healthy body
* Cana-R-FXE-4 greets them at the top of the elevator
<Cana-R-FXE-4> boo
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ewww
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 AHHH!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> whats that smell?
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> you
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 struggles to get out with the G.E.D.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> well your predessor
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks at the sleeping Micard
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 sighs
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok well lets RUN
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) Your interest is starting to prove most irritating.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> come ON
* Cana-R-FXE-4 drabs pirill by the GED
<Cana-R-FXE-4> (drags*)
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> where?
<Friend_Computer> (Female Voice) However, there is no need to worry, as OMEGA will be with you shortly.
<Friend_Computer> You are in a long red corridor. It is long and red. With one door at the end.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Wait a minute
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Alpha and OMEGA
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows Cana cautiously
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> The Computer is Alpha, so...
* Cana-R-FXE-4 charges TO the door
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 horror appears on her face
<Friend_Computer> Kimel suddenly glows for a second.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> what in the blazes..
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 takes his pistol out and aims for Kimel
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> are you ok?
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> OMEGA IS A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i think you're a mutant
<Cana-R-FXE-4> but i dont really care at the moment
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> I... I don't know
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> glowing can be a sign of mutations
<Cana-R-FXE-4> omega MUST BE STOPPED
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> We have to stop OMEGA
* Cana-R-FXE-4 tries to open the door
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's just go through that door...Kimel, you first, I'd rather not have you behind us if you're a mutant
<Friend_Computer> The door opens. Then it shuts.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 takes pistol out and screams
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-4> plan b
<Cana-R-FXE-4> pirill
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> STAY OPEN!!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 fires twice
<Cana-R-FXE-4> KIMEL
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's use the G.E.D.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> CALM YOURSELF
<Friend_Computer> The door now has two holes in it.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> exactly
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ram on 3
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> throw it between the holes
* Cana-R-FXE-4 lifts the GED
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 3
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 starts trying to calm herself down with little effect
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 lifts the G.E.D. and throws it
* Cana-R-FXE-4 smashes the GED into the door
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 helps
<Friend_Computer> The GED flies through the door, then the opposite wall.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> let's go
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> whoops..I guess we're stronger than we though
<Cana-R-FXE-4> woah
<Cana-R-FXE-4> yeah some door
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks through the hole for the G.E.D.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> and Cana... don't think I haven't noticed either
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 tries to go through the hole
<Friend_Computer> Pirill finds the G.E.D
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks around the room
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 hugs the G.E.D. and then returns to his friends
<Friend_Computer> The room is filled with glass tubes, filled with a blue fluid.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> blue fluid is above our clearance!
<Friend_Computer> The tubes are the only source of light in the room.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we'd better be careful if the fluid gets on us we're treasonous
<Friend_Computer> Each of the large tubes has a name on it.
<Friend_Computer> There are 5 tubes.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> TSALPD, do you know what these tubes are
<Friend_Computer> (TSALPD) PHASE 2
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 looks at a name
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 reads the tubes
<Friend_Computer> The tubes you look at say Alpha,Epsilon, and Omega,
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks for the other tubes
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> wait a minute... then I was wrong? Omega isn't a replacement for The Computer?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> omega
<Cana-R-FXE-4> omega looks important
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> but it still above clearance!
<Friend_Computer> The other tubes say Int, and Ernet.
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> Pirill if The Computer gets fried clearance won't matter will it?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i say we take omega, and smash the other tubes
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> let's look at what's inside of them first
<Cana-R-FXE-4> maybe a sample...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> or lets just smash them
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> but is it safe?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> Energy blades anyone?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> who cares
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> can we get away after we smash them?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hopefully
<Cana-R-FXE-4> who here is prepared to die?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> not me
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> guess it comes down to me
<Cana-R-FXE-4> gimme your energy swords
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 puts the G.E.D. in the hallway, so the liquid won't pass it
<Cana-R-FXE-4> energy blades w/e
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> not me either
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> why don't you use your own?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i dont have one
<Cana-R-FXE-4> atleast i dont think so...
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 hands Cana his laser blade
* Cana-R-FXE-4 reaches into pineapple and pulls out energyblade
<Cana-R-FXE-4> never mind
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 takes his blade back
<Cana-R-FXE-4> now GET OUT OF HERE
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 takes cover behind the G.E.D. in the hallway
* Cana-R-FXE-4 slashes the blade at omega, then the other tubes
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 dives for cover
<Friend_Computer> The blade bounces off, flying across the room.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok new plan
* Cana-R-FXE-4 picks up energy blade
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks for control pannels
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we got any explosives on us?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> wait!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I have theese mugs with acid
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, pirill gets hit in the back by a laser blast.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> maybe they can corrode the tubes
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> AH!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 falls over
<Friend_Computer> A blast whistles past Cana's ear.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> GYAAAH
<Friend_Computer> As does another.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks around
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> WE're UNDER ATTACK!
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> /me fire out the doorway
* Cana-R-FXE-4 searches frantically for an enemy
* Cana-R-FXE-4 pulls out blaster and returns fire
<Friend_Computer> Kimel turns towards Cana and shoots him.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> OW
<Cana-R-FXE-4> GODDAMNIT
* Cana-R-FXE-4 throws pineapple at kimel
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 uses the energy sword on the pineapple
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 attempts to shoot Kimel from behind the G.E.D.
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple misses.
<Friend_Computer> So does the sword.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 fires blaster at kimel
<Friend_Computer> Pirill's shot pierces one of Kimel's lungs.
<Friend_Computer> As does Cana's.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 fires again while struggling for air
<Friend_Computer> Kimel glows.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> gyah
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 throws a mug of acid at Kimel
* Cana-R-FXE-4 attacks with energy blade
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 tries to get out of the way of the acid
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> step back Cana
<Friend_Computer> The mug misses.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> pirill!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> use the pineapple!
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 fires at Cana
<Friend_Computer> Cana nicks Kimel's body.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 drops the pistol and chops at Cana
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 throws the pineapple at Kimel, then attempts to shoot him with his pistol
<Friend_Computer> Kimel removes her own arm.
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple misses.
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 grabs her arm and dives for the elevator
<Cana-R-FXE-4> muahahha
<Friend_Computer> So does pirill's shot.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 charges at kimel
<Kimel-R-BOW-3> SHIT!!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 tries hitting Kimel with his blade as she goes past
* Cana-R-FXE-4 swinging energy blade madly
* Kimel-R-BOW-3 close the door close the door!
<Friend_Computer> Pirill slices Kimel into small cubes.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hi 5!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> so...was that it?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 high fives Cana
<Cana-R-FXE-4> go team inanimate object!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 recieves hi 5
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> now back to matters at hand
* Kimel-R-BOW-4 arrives
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> ok Cana, I still have a mug of this acid
<Cana-R-FXE-4> mutant
<Cana-R-FXE-4> attacked us
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> maybe it can corrode the tubes
<Cana-R-FXE-4> go figure
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Kimel-R-BOW-4> wha?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you get clear
<Kimel-R-BOW-4> What are you talking about?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> your predecessor
<Kimel-R-BOW-4> yeah?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 puts the mug next to the tubes
* Cana-R-FXE-4 splashes acid at the tubes
Friend_Computer> The acid slides down the tubes.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 goes back in the hallway, next to the elevator
* Kimel-R-BOW-4 Medical check to patch up Pirill
<Micard-R-HOS-2> Hmm
<Micard-R-HOS-2> A tricky situation
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Micard, you're finally awake
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 collects the now empty mug
<Friend_Computer> Kimel injures pirill while doing the medical check.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> arrghh!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> be more careful
<Kimel-R-BOW-4> ok.. Cana can you help me out?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i dont think so
<Cana-R-FXE-4> lets go try the other elevator
<Cana-R-FXE-4> oh wait
* Kimel-R-BOW-4 one last Medical check
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> not on me
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 steps awsay
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> wait!
* Kimel-R-BOW-4 Medical Check on Cana
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we should use the G.E.D. to break the tubes!
<Kimel-R-BOW-4> good idea Pirill!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 grabs the G.E.D.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 lifts the GED with pirill
<Cana-R-FXE-4> on 3
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 3
* Cana-R-FXE-4 throws the cube
* Kimel-R-BOW-4 helps
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 helps

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:08 am

* Cana-R-FXE-4 picks up the cube with pirill
<Cana-R-FXE-4> on 3
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 3
* Cana-R-FXE-4 throws the cube
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 throws and gets away
<Taretha-R-NGP-1> [ this seems more square if you ask me
<Friend_Computer> The GED hits... whatever it was thrown at.
<Friend_Computer> And smashes it.
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 falls through a hole in the ceiling
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> waah!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> oh my god!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> !??!?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> what the hell
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 gets up, pats dust off
<Cana-R-FXE-4> there wanst a hole there 5 minutes ago
* Cana-R-FXE-4 hefts pineapple
<Cana-R-FXE-4> WHO ARE YOU!?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> and wheres kimel...
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> Oh hey there
<Taretha-R-NGP-1> It wasn't me....
<Cana-R-FXE-4> that commie bitch...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> she must've...
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks around for Kimel
<Cana-R-FXE-4> transformed
<Taretha-R-NGP-1> It's never the new guy
<Cana-R-FXE-4> into YOU!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> gyah theres 2 of them!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 wakes up and unties himself from the companion GED
<Cana-R-FXE-4> pirill what do we do!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 shakes pirill like a ragdoll
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 draws his pistol
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> ... Who are you guys?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> identify yourself, fiend!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> who are you, commie...
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> whoah!
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> I'm Kathara-R-KUX-1
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> what's with you and always assuming communism cana?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> maybe you are communist....
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> KUX...that sector...
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> And don't call me communist, darn it
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> doesn't remind me of anything!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> *sigh*
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> well good, we're a fine sector
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> what are you doing here?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well i guess we'll have to trust them anyway
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> DIE is a dangerous sector
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> no holes in the ceiling, like here
<Cana-R-FXE-4> lets go down the elevator
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> are you death leopards?!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> which is where we are
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> death... leopards? what is a leopard?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> guys i think we should go down the elevator
<Cana-R-FXE-4> and try the other one
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> nevermind...I got my eye on you
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 cleans the G.E.D. and follows Cana
* Cana-R-FXE-4 walks to the elevator
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Friend_Computer> There are 3 elevators.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i call middle!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> TROUBLESHOOTERS!
<Friend_Computer> Left, center, and right.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> dont take the middle one!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we came through that one
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> did we....
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we have yet to try the right one
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i think
<Cana-R-FXE-4> yeah
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> then the right
* Cana-R-FXE-4 goes into the right one
<Cana-R-FXE-4> and the left one is broken
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> anyone want to take the left?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> the left is broken
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> and weird
<Cana-R-FXE-4> dont
<Cana-R-FXE-4> its a trap!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> because if you do, you are a commie
<Cana-R-FXE-4> now come on and get in here!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 gets in the right elevator
* Cana-R-FXE-4 waits for everybody else
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 follows suit, quite confused by these seemingly mad people
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 gets in right
<Cana-R-FXE-4> taretha?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you coming?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks at the elevator panel
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 presses random lift buttons
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks at the elevator panel as well
<Cana-R-FXE-4> oh no
* Cana-R-FXE-4 holds onto the the walls of the elevator
<Friend_Computer> The elevator goes east.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you didnt do wha-
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> ..
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I have a strange feeling about this...we aren't going up are we?
* Cana-R-FXE-4 vomits onto evileth
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> .....
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> or down for that matter
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 backs down to a corner
<Friend_Computer> This route includes through the nearest wall.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> good thing i have these handy towelettes!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 holds on to the G.E.D.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 checks to see his pineapple is still intact
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> how are we ever gonna get out of here?
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple is pineappley.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> soo
* Cana-R-FXE-4 who are you anyway?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> Kathara, shoot the panal with your laser!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> another trouble shooter
<Cana-R-FXE-4> sent by the computer
<Cana-R-FXE-4> to aid us
<Cana-R-FXE-4> who will instead
<Cana-R-FXE-4> inevitably die
<Cana-R-FXE-4> after trying to kill me
<Cana-R-FXE-4> or imitate me
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> I'm not gonna try to kill anyone
<Cana-R-FXE-4> right?
<Friend_Computer> The elevator stops.
<Friend_Computer> Quickly.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 hits ceiling then cana
<Friend_Computer> Everyone goes flying.
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 hits the floor
* Cana-R-FXE-4 hurts
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 almost vomits
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ughgghh
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 combs his messed hair and pets his favourite comb.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 hugs GED tighter
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> a comb!?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> yeah i have one too
* Cana-R-FXE-4 flashes comb
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks in awe at the combs
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 gets protective of the comb
<Friend_Computer> The door opens wih a *ping*
<Cana-R-FXE-4> uughgh
<Cana-R-FXE-4> worst
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ride
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ever
<Friend_Computer> Outside of the door is a long red corridor.
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> I've repaired worse elevators.
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> red like communism... HMMMMM
* Cana-R-FXE-4 walks ont the door and aims his pineapple around the corridor, ready to bludgeon any trouble
<Cana-R-FXE-4> red
<Cana-R-FXE-4> like our clearance level
<Cana-R-FXE-4> now lets go
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> that too.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 runs down corridor
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows Cana, but steps a way back
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> no cana!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> have you still not learned not to charge in closed spaces?
<Friend_Computer> Cana hits a wall.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 laughs
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 picks his nose and smirks
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> do you even have a face anymore?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i have a face!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we stopped at the medical station
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> true
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> ah well
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks around
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 puts on his image enhancement goggles, just in case they want to start working again
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, two bots carrying mops appear.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> a dreadful weapon!
<Friend_Computer> The elevator ascends.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> oh shit...
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 fires both his lasers at the closest bot
* Cana-R-FXE-4 takes out energy blade
<Cana-R-FXE-4> YAAAAAH
<Friend_Computer> The bots start washing the blood covered walls to their original violet lustre.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 chops at the bots
<Cana-R-FXE-4> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 grabs a bot head and twists it off
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 is dumbfounded by the easytrigger on these people
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> we are out of our clearance!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 goes into a flurry of attacks against the bots
<Friend_Computer> Pirill gets washed.
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> Oh crap violet
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> make it red with cana's blood!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> what?
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 draws his laser and tries to aim for parts of the bots he knows to be weak
<Friend_Computer> Cana destroy one of the bots. It explodes, knocking him through the air.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> YEEOOOOW!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> COME ON LETS DOOO THIS!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 stabs the bot with his blade
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 fires both his laser pistol at the other bot
<Friend_Computer> Pirill removes the mop head.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 slashes at the other bot aswell
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 steps back
<Friend_Computer> Evile misses both time.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 holds on to the mop head
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> ....
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 fires both again
<Friend_Computer> Cana removes the wires holding the bots head on.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> YES
<Cana-R-FXE-4> WOO
<Friend_Computer> The bot, not needing a head, continues working.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> FUCK
* Cana-R-FXE-4 kicks the bot
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 continues firing
<Friend_Computer> The bot gets bored, and tosses the mop handle at cana like a javelin.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 tries to dodge
<Friend_Computer> It smacks him in the forehead.
<Friend_Computer> Evile hits the bot, blowing it to pieces.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 stumbles
<Friend_Computer> Shiny shiny pieces.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> owwwwchhhh
* Cana-R-FXE-4 groans in pain
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 grabs mop shaft
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> wait, cana, use your sword to cut off a small section of rope
<Cana-R-FXE-4> dont talk to me...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ouch my head hurts...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 combines them to make a new mop weapon
* Cana-R-FXE-4 cuts off a small length of rope
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 picks up other mop and a big sharp chunk of bot metal
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 looks at Cana's forehead
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 lifts it triumphantly!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> may i have the rope cana?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you may BORROW it
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> thank youu
* Cana-R-FXE-4 lends evileth the rope
* Cana-R-FXE-4 picks up the intact mop
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5 uses his newfound rope powers to tie the sharp bot metal to the mop shaft
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Friend_Computer> Evile stabs himself in the thigh.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> interesting
* Cana-R-FXE-4 takes rope back
* Cana-R-FXE-4 claps
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 mops the G.E.D. clean
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> AAAH!!!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> i guess this is what you get for not blowing your hands off with malfunctioning lasers!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> anybody have any containers?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we should keep that blood
<Cana-R-FXE-4> and maybe use the mops
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> to paint the violet red?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> to make things red again
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I have 2 mugs
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> by the way
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5> ow!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 fills the mugs up
* Cana-R-FXE-4 assists pirill in milking evileths leg of blood
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Evileth, you do us a lot more good clumsy!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 splashes the walls with blood
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 looks around again, now that the bots are gone, and Evileth has been blood milked
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok thats better
<Cana-R-FXE-4> lets go
<Friend_Computer> The walls are still mainly violet.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> gah
<Cana-R-FXE-4> lets get the fuck out of here
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> wait
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 splashes a mug of blood on the mop and mops around the violet areas
* Cana-R-FXE-4 grabs a bot and rips its arm off
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 scratches a bit in a violet part of the wall with his hands.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 refills his mug with Evileth's blood
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5_ picks up the bot head!
<Friend_Computer> The bot head explodes.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-4> onwards!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> muahauhaha
<Cana-R-FXE-4> blood path!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> cmon evileth
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we need that blood!
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 fills his mug with the blood from Evileth's former hands
<Cana-R-FXE-4> dont just lie there moaning about it
<Cana-R-FXE-4> paint the floor with it!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 drags evileth along
* EvileTh-R-ASH-5_ looks very depressed
<Friend_Computer> Evile's eyes glow.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> OH SHI
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> there he goes again!
<Friend_Computer> Kathara catches light.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 draws energy blade and attempts to kill evileth
* Cana-R-FXE-4 stops
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you know what
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i dont care
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i never really liked that guy anyway
<Kathara-R-KUX-1> WHAAAAGH
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we need the blood Cana
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> kill him!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> he just stood there doing nothing
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 rolls on the floor
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> good point
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5_> do you think i care?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 stabs Evileth with his blade
<EvileTh-R-ASH-5_> i don't have hands!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 kills evileth with a coup de grace with an energy blade
<Friend_Computer> Pirill delungs Evile.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 does the same on teh burning kathara
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 tries do dodge while rolling on the floor
<Cana-R-FXE-4> stay still and die DAMNIT!
<Friend_Computer> Cana decapitates Evile, and stabs Kathara.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we need your blood!
* Kathara-R-KUX-1 hugs Cana to get him on fire
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 rolls Evile's head like a bowling ball, creating a long and bloody trail on the corridor
<Friend_Computer> Kathara misses, and dies.

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PostSubject: Re: Paranoia - Transcript   Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:09 am

<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-4> now can we extinguish him?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> wow
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> a flaming corpse
<Cana-R-FXE-4> yeah
<Friend_Computer> Kathara continues burning.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you did that
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> i think things get more interesting every time i die
* Cana-R-FXE-4 urinates on the corpse
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Kathara stinks
<Friend_Computer> The corpse goes out.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ah excellent
<Friend_Computer> Kathara's laser explodes.
<Friend_Computer> Blowing the body to pieces.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> FUCKIN
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> peh!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's just get out of here
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks at the bloody stains
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows the bloodied corridor
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well thats not that bad
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well lets move
* Cana-R-FXE-4 follows pirill
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> at least the GED will never stab us
<Cana-R-FXE-4> yeah
<Cana-R-FXE-4> right
<Cana-R-FXE-4> stab...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> us
* Cana-R-FXE-4 whistles and keeps walking
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 falls through a hole in the ceiling
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> WAAH
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 ...s
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 charges
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I swear, when was this building built
<Cana-R-FXE-4> what the fuck
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 gets his laser out
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks up at the hole
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> Who the crap are you all!?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> de ja vu?
* Cana-R-FXE-4 slaps kathara
<Cana-R-FXE-4> dont be silly
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> oh sorry
<Cana-R-FXE-4> threatening people with blasters is stupid
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I get confused when I keep FALLING OFF HOLES
<Cana-R-FXE-4> blasters explode in your hands
<Cana-R-FXE-4> pineapples are the way to go
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I swear, who built this building...
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's...just continue
<Cana-R-FXE-4> the friend computer
* Cana-R-FXE-4 puts a blade to katharas throat
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> Oh, then it's all within the big Plan
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you arent insulting the computer are you?
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I thought it had been some infrared
<Cana-R-FXE-4> goooood
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> are you questioning the Friend Computer!?
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> no no, I would never question the omniscient Computer
* Cana-R-FXE-4 puts the blade away
* Cana-R-FXE-4 keeps walking
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> so you are comparing the computer to an infrared?
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> of course not
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> then how about you go first?
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> but the computer is above my silly mind, I was just trying to rationalize
* Cana-R-FXE-4 sighs
<Cana-R-FXE-4> go first
<Cana-R-FXE-4> just do it
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> anyway, let's keep walking
<Cana-R-FXE-4> im all deaded from every other booby trap
* Cana-R-FXE-4 pushes kathara infront
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> yeah yeah
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 waits for Kathara to go forward, then follows
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 drages GED
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 combs his hair back to normal and walks
<Friend_Computer> You emerge into a diamond shaped room with only an air vent as an exit.
<Friend_Computer> The room is filled wih crates.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> oooh goody
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> Kathara, go through the vent
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> wait
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> we'll start smashing crates
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> lets take a look at those crates
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> crates...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you know i dont trust these crates
<Cana-R-FXE-4> they're probably FULL OF EVIL
<Friend_Computer> The vent is set 10 metres high into the wall.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 flings GED at crate nearest to cana
<Friend_Computer> The G.E.D bounces back, hitting Evile in the face.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I wish Gordon was here...that troubleshooter was one of the best crate-dealers
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 inspects the crates for text or labels that indicate what's inside
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> ....
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> owww
<Friend_Computer> Considering that the crates are made of metal.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmmm
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 inspects the crates for a way to open them
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well lets make a stairway of crates
<Cana-R-FXE-4> or a pyramid
<Cana-R-FXE-4> so it doesnt collapse on someone
<Friend_Computer> Each crate is 6 foot x 6 foot x 6 foot
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well if we stand on the ged, we might be able to get on top
<Friend_Computer> Kathara continues to find text or labels.
<Friend_Computer> fail to find*
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> ahm
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 sits down
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 looks deep in thought
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> we would need a whole lot of hamburgers.....
<Cana-R-FXE-4> like i said
<Cana-R-FXE-4> if we stood on the GED we could get on top of a crate
<Friend_Computer> The vent looks very much like a vent.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> but for now...
* Cana-R-FXE-4 shoots at the vent
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> we would need to get the vent off....
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 ducks
<Cana-R-FXE-4> im workin on it
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 takes off the vent cover
<Friend_Computer> The laser hits a crate. A hole appears in the crate. Beetles pour out of the crate. Alive beetles.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 runs away
<Cana-R-FXE-4> OH SHIT
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> Oh CRAP
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 runs away
<Cana-R-FXE-4> CRUSH THEM
<Cana-R-FXE-4> WITH THE GED
* Cana-R-FXE-4 lifts the GED with pirill
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> help me!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> on 3!
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 helps lift GED
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 1
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 3
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 gets out a HotTorch and starts fending them away with FIRE
* Cana-R-FXE-4 drops it on beetles
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 flings GED with cana and pirril
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 throws it
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> ... oh
<Friend_Computer> The beetles catch alight.
<Friend_Computer> Now they are flaming beetles!
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> slap them with your robo-arm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> KILL THEM KIL THEM KILL THEM
<Cana-R-FXE-4> GYAAAAH
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 tries to meld the hole on the box closed
* Cana-R-FXE-4 smashes the robot arm onto the floor at the beetles
* Cana-R-FXE-4 looks at the beetles hes smashing
<Friend_Computer> The box stays open.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 gets on the G.E.D. and continues to pull on the vent cover
<Friend_Computer> Defying all logic, Cana crushes ALL the beetles.
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> wow, good job
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> Impressive
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 turns the torch off
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Cana-R-FXE-4> so no firing blasters...
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 investigates the crate with the hole in
<Cana-R-FXE-4> got it
* Cana-R-FXE-4 wipes sweat
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> help me out with this vent
<Friend_Computer> The crate is a metal crate, 6 foot x 6 foot x 6 foot, with a hole in.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 peers inside the hole
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> i say we open more crates
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> Mmmmm... Who had an energy blade or something? I say we dissasemble this crate and try to build a ladder with it
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i have a better plan
* Cana-R-FXE-4 drags GED infront of crate
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> it's a cube, so there's 6 2-meter pieces, 12 meters. more than enough
* Cana-R-FXE-4 stands on GED
* Cana-R-FXE-4 tries to get on top of crate
<Friend_Computer> Cana is now on top of the crate.
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 fires laser at a non-holey crate
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> stop Evile
<Cana-R-FXE-4> DONT EVILETH
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 then quickly climbs on top of a different crate
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 gets on top of the crate Cana is on then pushes the G.E.D. away
* Kathara-R-KUX-2 climbs on top of another crate
* Cana-R-FXE-4 helps everybody onto the crates
<Friend_Computer> Everyone is on the crates.
<Friend_Computer> Except the G.E.D
* Cana-R-FXE-4 drags the GED up by its leesh with pirill
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 lifts the GED
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> now let's shoot another crate
<Cana-R-FXE-4> no
<Cana-R-FXE-4> lets shoot at the vent
<Cana-R-FXE-4> throw a pineapple inside
<Cana-R-FXE-4> THEN climb up the rope
* Cana-R-FXE-4 opens fire at the vent from ontop of the crate
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> does the G.E.D. fit in there?
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> i vote crate shooting
* Cana-R-FXE-4 pushes evileth off the crate
<Cana-R-FXE-4> go on then
<Friend_Computer> The vent is 5 foot x 5 foot
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I vote ladder building.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> shoot some crates
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> come on Evile
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> what?
* Cana-R-FXE-4 shoots at the vent some more attempting to dislodge it
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> shoot some crates while we try taking off this vent cover
<Friend_Computer> The vent is filled with lasers.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 helps Cana
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 fires at the crate
<Friend_Computer> Pirill continues to try to remove imaginary vent covers.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ok
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Cana shouldn't we..go in?
* Cana-R-FXE-4 ties rope to pineapple
* Cana-R-FXE-4 throws it in the vent
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> I mean..after we shoot some more crates up
<Cana-R-FXE-4> sure
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple goes down the vent.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> but the vent is up there
* Cana-R-FXE-4 tugs the rope
<Friend_Computer> The pineapple comes back. And hits Cana in the face.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ouch
<Cana-R-FXE-4> this really hurts
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 fires at a nearby crate
* Cana-R-FXE-4 removes pineapple from face
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we need something with a better chance to catch on something
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> or something to help us up
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> I insist
<Kathara-R-KUX-2> we could cut up one of the boxes and weld it into a ramp or something
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 fires laser at crate
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> got anything we can use to make a ramp?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> what can we use as a grappling hook
* Cana-R-FXE-4 hefts robot arm
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> it's kind of small don't you think?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmm
* Cana-R-FXE-4 ties the rope around the elbow and gives it a jerk to see if the arm straightens
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i think this might work
<Friend_Computer> The arm stays bent.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> why not just give each other foot ups?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> well its worth a shot
<Cana-R-FXE-4> pirill, any idea..
<Cana-R-FXE-4> what are we going to do...
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> not really..I don't have anything useful in my pockets so...only thing is to try opening some more crates...
<Cana-R-FXE-4> sigh
<Cana-R-FXE-4> okey
* Cana-R-FXE-4 fires at a crate on the opposite side of the room
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 fires on the same crate
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> why not use your blade? it's a lot less explodey
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i cant use my BLADE from up here
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> quite an idea but what if there are dangerous things inside?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> speaking of which
<Cana-R-FXE-4> get over here!
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> true
<Friend_Computer> One crate becomes holey.
<Friend_Computer> The other blast hits evile.
* Cana-R-FXE-4 gives evileth a boost up onto the crate
* Cana-R-FXE-4 fails due to evileth not reaching the crates
<Cana-R-FXE-4> oops
<Cana-R-FXE-4> you okay?
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 tries to see if he can see anything in that crate
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> why
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> why me
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> Karma?
<Cana-R-FXE-4> because you are clever, and down there?
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> since you're down already, why not take a look at that holey crate
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, the vent moves down by 3 metres.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> umm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> that vent just moved down
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> yay, now it's only 7 metres high.....
<Cana-R-FXE-4> or that floor just moved up
<Cana-R-FXE-4> 5 metres from the crate
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> everybody jump at the same time
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> on 3
<Cana-R-FXE-4> about the height of 3 people on eachothers shoulders
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> 1
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> 2
<Cana-R-FXE-4> kk
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> 3
* Cana-R-FXE-4 jumps
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 jumps
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 jumps
<Friend_Computer> All 3 of you reach the vent.
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> that was....
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> bizzarre
<Cana-R-FXE-4> weird
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> help me pull the G.E.D. up!
* Cana-R-FXE-4 heaves
* Cana-R-FXE-4 strains
* Cana-R-FXE-4 gets the GED in
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> thanks
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> let's proceed
* Cana-R-FXE-4 squirms ahead
<Friend_Computer> There are two way to go.
<Friend_Computer> Left, and right.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> go RIGHT
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows, the vent is quite spatious so he wonders why Cana squirms
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> wait!
<Cana-R-FXE-4> last time we went left it sucks
<Pirill-R-PIE-2> we should make some mental notes so we don't get lost
<Cana-R-FXE-4> i have a brilliant idea
* Cana-R-FXE-4 dips fingers in mug of blood
<Cana-R-FXE-4> ill leave a trail
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> clever
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 hands Cana the mug
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> is there enough of my blood in there?
* Cana-R-FXE-4 goes down the right path leaving a trail of blood
<Cana-R-FXE-4> sure
<Cana-R-FXE-4> we got another mugful
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 nods
<EvileTh-R-ASH-6> fine
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 follows
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 follows
<Friend_Computer> All 3 of you go down the pitch black right passage.
<Cana-R-FXE-4> hmmm
<Cana-R-FXE-4> problem
<Cana-R-FXE-4> light...
<Friend_Computer> Suddenly, there is crunching, as Cana is eaten by a grue.
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 can't see a thing
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 slowly backs off...
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 runs back as quick as he can
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 runs back to the beginning of the vent
* Pirill-R-PIE-2 cautiously walking back towards the lit part of the vent
* EvileTh-R-ASH-6 still walking backwards carfully

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