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PostSubject: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 12:57 pm

This is the old "Corrupt A Wish" game. I would be surprised if you didn't know how to play it, but anyway...

A person posts a wish. The next person corrupts the wish as horribly as they wish. For Example:

"I wish for a pet dog."

"Granted. The dog is zombified and rabid, and eats you."


Ok...

I wish for a pet rock.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:25 pm

Granted. The rock grows giant and into a boulder and squishes you to death.

I wish for a tank!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:28 pm

Granted. The fish tank appears around you, with a steel lid, which is welded on. You drown.

I wish for more wishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:31 pm

Granted. All of your wishes cause you to die.

I wish for a new car.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:32 pm

Granted. You receive your Bugatti Veyron after it has been crushed into a cube for illegal parking.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptible.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 1:33 pm

Granted. Except your wish is for a nuclear bomb to blow up where you live.


I wish for another bouncing smiley.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:10 pm

granted, but you are the smiley, and can't stop bouncing

i wish for a metal sword (preferably oversized)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:20 pm

Granted. The sword is too heavy for you and falls on you killing you instantly.

I wish for a million wishes that can't kill me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:33 pm

granted, but the million wishes are given to orphans who now have happier lives

i wish i was awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:34 pm

Granted. You are not awesome.

I wish I could never get hurt or die.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:36 pm

granted, but your life is filled with sorrow as all those around you die

then the end of the universe comes, and you are forced to live a lonely existence for the rest of time.

i wish ven was awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:37 pm

Granted. But he already is awesome so you become less awesome.

I wish I had an afro.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:41 pm

granted, but it deflates after a few seconds because your hair isn't curly enough and you forgot to add gel

i wish for one million in any form of currency
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:42 pm

Granted. You get One million Dong. Which equals about 100 USD.

I wish for DiscoAlienPro to die.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 4:45 pm

granted, but discoalienpro is not his real name because names have too much power, so he creates an alt to take his place

i wish for a house made of legos (preferably large enough for me to live in)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:04 pm

Granted. The Legos collapse and kill you.

I wish for food.

KING OF PAGE 2!!


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:06 pm

granted, but it's poisoned, rotten dog food

i wish for a thumbtack to be impaled in ven's awesomeness
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:09 pm

Granted, but nothing happends.

I wish for 6548515641 Spartans!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:10 pm

granted, but there are so many that they fall of the world and set up a colony on mars

i wish for a thumbtack to stabbed in my awesomeness
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:11 pm

Granted, but then you have no awesomeness left and get teased.

I wish for more awesomeness!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:26 pm

granted, but it all overflows into ven's awesomeness, and you are left with nothing

i wish i could eat awesomeness and add it to my own
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:54 pm

Damn it, Darx, I was like "Ooh! I should totally go onto the CK forums and do the Grant A Wish With A Twist game!" But now I can't. Jerk.

Granted. You overload on awesomeness, and simply become too awesome. You spontaneously combust.

I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer wiener.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 5:57 pm

granted, but you are slowly fried in flames of charcoal and lighter fluid on hot metal bars, then smothered in ketchup, wrapped in fluffy bread, and eaten by some little kid at a party

i wish i was able to see in the dark very well (near pitch black, and i can see clearly)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:06 pm

Granted, but this room has been amply lighted, thus rendering it utterly useless...

I wish to be at a sushi bar.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:16 pm

granted, but the chef messes up your blowfish sushi, and you die from its poison

i wish ven had less awesome
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