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monodemono
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:00 pm

Granted, however, you die of Leukemia, which you never knew you had. How unfortunate...

I wish for a hot amazing girlfriend who stays that way forever, and stays with me forever, and we make each other happy.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:05 pm

Granted. Of course, this is only possible 'forever' because you're both dead and preserved in wax.


I wish that dinner was done already because I'm hungry.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:22 pm

Granted, however, it gives you horrible diarrhea, your kids come and kick you in the shins, Desi leaves you, and your house burns down...

I wish to become immortalized in an indestructible statue.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:32 pm

granted, but a huge war causes everybody on earth to leave or die, and nobody is left to remember you

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything that weighed 5 grams each and have the correct number of numbers on each that are in my hand in a velvet bag that can open or close

argh! how many times will i repeat the same thing over again, but with more styling on the "in my hand" part???
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:24 am

Granted. However, the hand which the bag is in is severed by a ninja, and stolen. (He didn't intentionally steal the dice) Razz

I wish for an egg. I will not eat said egg. Said egg will not hatch.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 2:02 pm

granted, but the delivery company breaks it

i wish i had enough money to buy a lot of awesome stuff
and i didn't get the money illegally
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:35 pm

Granted, however, you get it in a massive load of pennies, all dropped onto your head at once, and the immense weight kills you.

I wish for disco's dice to find their way back to disco, however, become so fragile they can break easily. Out of joy he will then roll them and they will shatter like glass. And..... GO! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:44 pm

Granted, only the glass shards ricochet into the air and pierce your eyes.


I wish that this game would end and we'd all get what we wanted.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:51 pm

Granted, however, you die of testicular cancer anyways.

I wish I never existed...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:57 pm

granted, you as your self never existed, but your mind was trapped in an alternate version of you doomed to watch through the eyes of a girly-girl mono

i wish i managed to build ADS
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23 am

Granted, however, you die of AIDS. Enjoy building ADS while you can.

I wish that there was never any existence of any kind of anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:51 am

Granted, but one of the alternate "realities" steps in to take its place.

I wish that things would change for the better.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03 am

(good one Desi)

Granted, but now you're happy, and everyone you know hates you for it. You're now alone, oh the agony. lol

I wish I was better at everything I do.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:10 am

Granted... but one of the things you do is die a little each day. In fact that's what you get best at. Hope it was nice life!





I wish that I had health insurance.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:38 am

Granted, but it costs more to use it than it would if you were uninsured... (gosh, real life situation there)






I wish i was a better person.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:59 pm

Granted, but the "was" part is taken to literally, and you're made a better person in the past, however now you are a horrible terrible person and everyone hates you for it.

I wish all the problems in the world become solved.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:08 am

Granted. But by solving all the problems we have now, you only wind up creating that many more. Plus everyone now looks to you for help since you solved the first set of problems.






I wish that I had some breakfast.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:09 am

You had some, but i ate it

i wish somebody lost the game
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:39 am

Granted. And it was you.





I wish that I didn't have to go to work today.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:48 am

Granted, but you're stuck taking care of sick me, and the kids, and doing the stuff that the house needs done...



I wish I was healthy again.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:55 pm

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus... SUX

I wish I was back in San Diego
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:10 pm

granted. but you arrive exactly 26 seconds before an atomic bomb is dropped on the city.





I wish it was time for me to go home.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:22 pm

Granted, but when you arrive at home, your entire family has been raped, murdered, your stuff stolen, your house burned to the ground, and upon getting out of your car, a kid riding past on a bike hits you in the balls.

I wish Cafe Kong was, and always will be, existent, and troll, spammer, and advertiser free, and that I would always be a loved member, and never banned or anything from it.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:26 pm

granted... but it rapidly becomes an online sex chat site and no one talks about any thing you find interesting anymore.





I wish that stupidity (not ignorance) was not only painful but physically manifest on people's face.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:20 pm

granted, but now there's an angry mob of stupid people trying to get revenge because they're too stupid to realize that revenge is bad and angry mobs don't really solve problems

i wish i beat the system
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