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Darxzero
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:53 am

Granted. You beat the hell out of your computer. It no longer works.

I wish I could make the "Mod is a misspelling of God" joke without appearing vain.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 19 Dec 2008, 5:42 am

Granted, but you make it at an international atheist convention, so instead of appearing vain, you instead appear petty and foolish.



I wish that I had an extra $500.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 19 Dec 2008, 7:51 am

Granted, but so does everyone else on earth, so nothing changes.

I wish for baptism by fire to be banned...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:09 am

granted, it is replaced with baptism by nails, any questions?

i wish for monodemono to have a cookie, that is completely safe and does not injure or otherwise harm monodemono in anyway, dircetly or indirectly, physically or emotionally.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 21 Dec 2008, 9:13 am

Granted. Mono hands the cookie to you to guard, at which point, it promptly explodes.

I wish for a distinct lack of trolls.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:07 pm

granted, however as a moderator you are useless and with no trolls to ban you become depressed and kill yourself


i want mono to rez me after a cookie blew me up
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 27 Dec 2008, 4:07 am

Granted. However, due to your status as chunks, you instantaneously die again.

I wish for only enough trolls to keep me in a job.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 27 Dec 2008, 7:02 am

granted, greg gets rid of you because he realizes he doesnt need you because theres more mods than trolls.

i wish for monodemono to rez me, the rez includes reassembling my body, correctly, without me dying afterwards, or anything rez related going wrong
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 28 Dec 2008, 4:13 am

Granted. You are resurrected just as a freak blizzard, encasing you (alive) in a block of ice.

I wish for a full stop.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:20 am

you get a full stop. you die as your organs come to a 'full stop'

i wish for a full stop
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 02 Jan 2009, 10:35 am

granted. the full stop is your colon. the words are made out of your intestines.

i wish for a muffin.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 02 Jan 2009, 8:35 pm

granted, i eat your muffin
i wish for an afro afro
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 07 Jan 2009, 11:29 am

granted. the afro is so big and heavy it breaks your neck.

I wish to live a happy life untill 85 years old with everybody on the planet living normally and die a painless death.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:00 am

granted. just kidding, pysche! everybody dies of testicular cancer (including the women)
i wish for lols
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 05 Feb 2009, 12:55 am

Granted. The lols are those of other people, as you are horribly humiliated.

I wish for a Arrow smiley.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 06 Feb 2009, 1:52 am

granted. you have no face.

i wish for a fish and i wish for wishes to be fishes
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 06 Feb 2009, 12:16 pm

Granted. The fish are tiger sharks. Hungry tiger sharks.

I wish for a grue.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 07 Feb 2009, 11:04 am

Granted- There is a solar eclipse, and a Grue appears next to you, and eats you. The eclipse ends, and the Grue spontaneously combustes, with you inside it.

I wish for everlasting happiness and world peace.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:12 am

Granted. The peace stems from your execution.

I wish to ignore mono.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:17 pm

Darx you numbskull, you forgot to make a wish!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 06 Mar 2009, 10:42 am

granted, mono could not see the invisable wish and implodes. darx does not get his wish fufilled because mono accidentally grabbed it [even though he couldnt see it] an so the wish dies.

I wish for feiniel
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 07 Apr 2009, 5:53 am

feiniel is not available right now, so you have to go for second best, me.

I wish nothing bad happened to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:46 pm

Granted.You go back in time and end up in London and die painlessly and happily while walking around.




I wish to be in an impenetrable,immovable box with an oxygen tank(which holds infinity oxygen) and 2 boxes with an infinite supply of food/drink inside them(I can control how much comes out).If I roll a 3 or higher,this wish CANNOT be corrupted in any way.







Haha,you fail,uncorruptable wish.


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:46 pm

The member 'hiddenninja' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 11 Apr 2009, 3:59 am

Granted. 1 tank of oxygen, i wonder how long that lasts you. Also, how are you going to get all of the food and drink out of your boxes without getting TOO much out?

Oh and my wish, i wish for you not to grant my wish.
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