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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:08 am

Granted.

The machine apparently made to saw the world in half flies up and lands on you.




EDIT:I wish for Spindax and Mike and Fusha all to spontaneusly teleport to the centre of the sun while leaving me in my box.


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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:03 am

i wish HN would wish for something
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 13 Sep 2009, 10:18 pm

hiddenninja: Granted. However, they are teleported to where the Sun was, rather than where it is. By the time they reach that location, they are well out of harm's way. And then your box explodes.

War_Wrecker: Granted. But you miss the opportunity to reply to his wish.

I wish that I could devour the souls of the unliving.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 13 Sep 2009, 10:58 pm

Granted: But this is Soviet Russia... so you die, and said souls return to devour you.


I wish for Bleepistan to be the greatest empire evar!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 14 Sep 2009, 3:41 pm

Granted, but God decides you're a dick and forces everyone to speak different languages. It crumbles within days.

I wish I could travel amongst the stars in complete safety.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:32 pm

Granted. But on your way leaving your trip, a star goes supernova and kills you.


I wish I had moar computer.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:37 pm

Granted. But it is several decades old, and entirely useless.

I wish I was a God, capable of thwarting any attempt at making me suffer.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:41 pm

Granted, but you have nothing to rule over, making your Godliness very solitary.


I wish I had my speakers working again. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 14 Sep 2009, 10:44 pm

Granted. They work, but you left the volume so loud that you lose your hearing instantly.

I wish I had better health.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:22 am

Granted. But only for three days. Then you contract all of the worst viruses and bacterial infections known to man.


I wish we get some trolls in CK soon (I'm bored).
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26 am

Granted, but mono counter-trolls them into committing suicide before you get a chance to say anything.

I wish for some delicious food that won't make me sick, and will fill me up.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41 am

Granted. The food is so delicious, that normal food now tastes like ash. You commit suicide because you can never find such good food again.

I wish I knew how to reverse entropy.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 16 Sep 2009, 6:21 pm

Not-Granted. Non-Bleep English will not be accepted in wishes. Do try again.


I wish that Bleep-English overthrew all other Englishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 16 Sep 2009, 7:10 pm

Granted. However, since Bleep-English lacks words to describe basic physical phenomena such as Entropy, the language quickly leads to a scientific dark age.

I wish that people posted in these games more.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 16 Sep 2009, 8:37 pm

Granted. But it's only boring people... like Spin/Haya/LG/theSeraph... you know... the blehs. Razz


I wish for my teachers to get off of my back.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:09 am

Granted. Your teachers all die in a manner that incriminates you. So now the police are on your back instead.

I wish to be able to see in four dimensions of space.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 25 Sep 2009, 1:37 am

Granted, but your brain is unable to process all which you see and thus you die of an incomprehensible number of aneurysms.

I WISH MORE PEOPLE LOVED CAPS LOCK LIKE ME! (see here for more information)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 27 Sep 2009, 1:59 am

Granted. You come home on a Friday evening to find Caps lock in bed with another man. You go on a rampage, killing six people, including two officers. You are shot to death shortly after a dramatic shootout.

I wish I knew what became of the likely lads.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 12 Oct 2009, 6:18 am

You find out. Its not pretty. You commit suicide.

I wish I could still look like Jesus.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:32 am

Granted. You look like Jesus. Except now everyone think it's the second coming. The Romans show up and crucify you.

I wish for a heart.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 23 Nov 2009, 1:24 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, it is the Heart of Lorkhan, thus, it crushes you to death.

I wish for an unbreakable vial of sulphuric acid.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 23 Nov 2009, 3:50 pm

Granted. Sadly, it is uncorked, and it is now raining Sodium Hydroxide, turning your unbreakable vial of Sulfuric acid into a salt and water.

I wish someone knew what I mean.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:27 pm

Granted. That somebody is a small spider, who is sadly eaten by a barn owl, in front of your eyes.

I wish for a sack, untouchable by anyone, or anything but myself. It should contain 224 ounces of gold, which constantly replenishes itself. This sack should prevent my death by any means except old age, as long as it exists, should permanently exist, and should not age me prematurely. It should also, after one hour of being more than one inch away from my person, reappear at my side.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:40 pm

Granted. You now have a sack full of Au-171. As it constantly replenishes itself, the highly radioactive isotope of gold causes catastrophe on a large scale. The constant replenishing also leads to a highly accelerated heat death of the universe. Of course, you live through it. In pain.

I wish that Z/Zen/Zombie was a real drug.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 05 Dec 2009, 8:53 am

Granted. Too bad you get run over while crossing the street.

I wish for immortality.
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