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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:18 pm

Granted!

But they screw up your order, and serve you poisonous fish. Which you only realize after two bites. Sucks, don't it?






I wish that I was on Kong playing games.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:20 pm

granted, but then the servers blow up, and millions of people are sad

i wish awesome was measured on a scale, like seismic waves
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:35 pm

Granted, but it's just not, so too bad.

I wish I had an AK.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:43 pm

granted, you now have two letters made of styrofoam, joined together, that say AK, or >|A, depending on which side you look at

i wish ven was made of styrofoam
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:45 pm

Granted. Ven breaks into 4 pieces.

I wish I had Gunz!
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:46 pm

granted, you get some random bum who goes by the alias of "Gunz"

i wish ven was a cookie
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:47 pm

OBJECTION! oh wait wrong game.

Granted, but then I eat Ven.

I wish you were a cookie.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 05 Nov 2008, 6:52 pm

granted, but i am a poisonous, burnt sugar cookie made with artificial sweeteners

i wish ven was a statue in my garden
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 11:32 am

Granted. Said statue is made of bread, and pigeons eat it/him.

I wish for nothing.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 5:04 pm

granted, you are now non-existent, along with everything else

i wish i was a fish
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 5:07 pm

Granted. A shark comes up and eats you.

I wish I was a bouncing smiley.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 5:21 pm

granted, but without arms and legs, you starve to death because you couldn't get food out of cabinets and the fridge

i wish the ck was a real place
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 6:00 pm

Granted, but then trolls spam up the place.

I wish DiscoAlienPro was an edible cookie.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 6:23 pm

granted, but i'm left untouched because i'm discoalienpro, not DiscoAlienPro, and the latter is not a name i go by, but ven is okay because it's a nickname

i wish noel was a girl
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 6:24 pm

Granted, but he reverts back to a guy in a second.

I wish for many many cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 6:42 pm

granted, but their combined weight crushes you

i wish a sociopath started slaughtering homeless people
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 7:04 pm

Granted. Unfort. you are a homeless person.

I wish I were a cookie.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 7:43 pm

...Granted, you are eaten.
Honestly, you walked right into that.

I wish I were Steve Ballmer.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 06 Nov 2008, 8:10 pm

Granted, but my elite snipers kill you

i wish i could tap dance on landmines without them blowing up
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 07 Nov 2008, 2:09 pm

Granted. However, you lose your legs in a lumbermill accident.

I wish for a paradox proof box, that I can fit inside, and will not change size.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 07 Nov 2008, 5:44 pm

granted, but the delivery company accidentally break it, and it becomes a normal, crushed cardboard box

i wish i was able to manifest my thoughts into reality at will
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 07 Nov 2008, 6:26 pm

Granted, but you one day think about suicide.

I wish a has psychic powers.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 07 Nov 2008, 7:10 pm

granted, but you fail while using telekinesis and get crushed beneath a large object

i wish i was completely immune to all forms of physical damage
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 07 Nov 2008, 7:54 pm

Granted, however your brain suffers from mental damage.

I wish I had a plate of edible non corrupted cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 2:33 am

Granted. A dog wants your cookies, and rips your throat out.

I wish for anti-freeze.
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