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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 12:01 pm

granted, but a random bum steals it thinking it's alcohol, and drinks it all very quickly

i wish i was a d12
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 12:14 pm

Granted. You are used only twice before being discarded as "unlucky"

I wish for cider. Un-killy cider.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 1:16 pm

granted, but you get fake cider that is neither cider, nor alcoholic

i wish i was a d12 with good luck
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 2:24 pm

Granted. One day, while being rolled, you accidentaly fall into the fire.

I wish for real, un-killy, alcoholic cider.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 2:57 pm

Granted. By being un-killy, it has been relieved of its intoxicating effects. The only reason it's "alcoholic" is because there's some isopropanol in there.

I wish I had a new car...

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 2:58 pm

Granted. Repeatedly. Your house is so full of real, unkilly, alcoholic cider that you drown (not because of the cider, mind you, but because of the killy lack of oxygen).

I wish for a bunny. Of the non-Monty-Python-esque sort.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 2:59 pm

Granted. You get an Edsel.

I still wish for a bunny.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:01 pm

Granted, but it's just too cute, so everyone flocks to it. Including girls. And girls have cooties. So now you do, too.

I wish Gary Gygax were still alive.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:03 pm

Granted, but Randall Munroe is now dead. There was just too much genius for them both to exist at the same time.

I wish CorellonL and Darxzero had non-contagious salmonella....
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:03 pm

Granted. The salmonella mutates into the T-Virus, and me and core both become the Tyrant.

I wish for a carpet. No spikes please.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:05 pm

Granted. You get the carpet and the carpet seller, who just won't seem to leave you alone. "How about this carpet? You know you want to buy this carpet as well... and this one!"

I wish that I got an acceptance letter to Princeton with full scholarships....
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:08 pm

Granted. However, due to a clerical error, the name on the letter is not yours, and you are jailed for fraud.

I wish for a decapitated head. (Not mine)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:19 pm

LORD OF THE FLIES SPOILERS TO ENSUE.
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END SPOILERS

I wish for three more wishes.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 3:25 pm

Granted, your 3 wishes all kill you at the same time.


I wish for a big bit of jelly which isnt alive to kill me or engluf me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 08 Nov 2008, 6:44 pm

granted, but some people eat it all

i wish i was a non-flammable d12 with good luck
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 2:46 am

you become a flammable d4 with bad luck.

i wish for a taco.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 3:49 am

Granted. The filling is polonium 210.

I wish for a flower. Not a triffid. Or Audrey. Or any other killy flowers.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 8:46 am

What the hell's a triffid?

Anyhow, granted, but it is too big and converts all of the carbon dioxide in the air into glucose and oxygen. In order to fulfill said reactions, it also requires certain amounts of sunlight. It elicits extra light from the sun. The UV rays become ultra-concentrated, and form a hole on the ozone layer.

I wish I could find my Age of Mythology disc.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 8:48 am

granted. it is in pieces when you find it.

i wish my dinner was done cooking.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 9:03 am

Granted. Your dinner is acidic goo, with a side order of iron filings.

I wish.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 9:17 am

granted. you wish for siphilis.

i wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted in any way.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 10:01 am

Granted. However, due to the nature of this wish, you create a paradox, on par with dividing by 0.

I wish for a fork. Preferably an unpossessed one.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 10:42 am

granted. the fork is possessed and rapes you.

i wish for a new tv.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 12:57 pm

Granted, but it's by Sony, so it sucks.

I wish to be Pharaoh.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 1:02 pm

granted, but you are assassinated for trying to become dictator of egypt

i wish i had a set of lucky, non-flammable dice
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