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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted. Said dice are swiftly stolen by a gambler, who goes on to become the world's richest man.

I wish for a statue of a sphinx, outside, and not landing on me.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 1:19 pm

granted, but it lands on your house, destroying it

i wish i had a set of non-flammable, non-stealable dice with good luck
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 1:29 pm

Granted. The dice are filled with nitroglycerine, and blow you to pieces.

I wish drital wasn't in the most awkward situation ever... or dead.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 1:45 pm

granted, he is thrown in prison

i wish i had a set of non-flammable, non-stealable, indestructible dice with good luck
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 2:35 pm

granted. they expel a poisonous gas and kill you.

i wish for a turkey sandwich.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 2:36 pm

granted, but it's two years old and very moldy

i wish i had a set of non-flammable, non-stealable, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 2:51 pm

granted. they are welded to the floor.

i wish to know the reason disco wants dice so badly.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 09 Nov 2008, 2:53 pm

granted, but you aren't wise enough to handle the knowledge, and your brain explodes

i wish i had a set of non-flammable, non-stealable, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:17 am

granted. they are one sided.

i wish for a picture of a dog playing cards.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:08 pm

granted, but it is a picture of playing cards with pictures of dogs on them

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:37 pm

granted. they are invisible.

i wish for anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:38 pm

granted, you get a bomb that blows up right when you get it

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15 pm

technically my last wish wasn't corrupted, as i wished for anything, and i got something.

granted, they weigh 300 tonnes.

i wish i had my socks.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:59 am

Granted.

but your socks are now home to a horde of phyrexian leech lice who don't want to be disturbed.





I wish that I had more points on Kongregate.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:41 pm

granted, but you have to work to get them by playing games and getting badges

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything that weighed 5 grams each
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:28 am

granted but they have no numbers on.

i wish for nothing.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:30 am

Granted. You get nothing. As in, you GET nothing. Which means you totally got something, wherein said something is nothing. The universe explodes due to the impossibility of the situation.

I wish I could un-learn that King Kong dies. (Darx, you jerk. >:-O)

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:43 am

Granted.

Spoiler:
 

I wish for a pile of ashes. Not the ashes of a human being.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 27 Nov 2008, 3:29 pm

granted, but they enter your lungs, and you have very serious and painful asthma for the rest of your life

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything that weighed 5 grams each and have the correct number of numbers on each
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:21 am

Granted. They are located inside a box constructed of uranium.

I wish for tofurkey.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:59 am

granted, but it's on the moon

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything that weighed 5 grams each and have the correct number of numbers on each that are in my hand in a velvet bag that can open or close
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:12 pm

Granted. The bag appears on top of Mount Everest.

I wish for tofurkey, in front of me.

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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:59 am

holy crap! my hand is on mount everest! panic!

granted, but you're trapped in a straitjacket

i wish i had a set (a set is a d4, 2d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, and d%) of non-flammable, non-stealable, visible, indestructible dice with good luck and that are not filled with any substance except solid plastic and cannot be permanently stuck to anything that weighed 5 grams each and have the correct number of numbers on each that are in my hand in a velvet bag that can open or close
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Thu 04 Dec 2008, 3:34 am

Granted, but they are manifested within your own brain. You now suffer insurmountable brain damage, and severely mentally retarded. You no longer remember what dice are, which doesn't even matter because you'd have to cut your own head open to get to them anyways. You are not dead, but you live your life in constant pain. Good news though! You get retard strength! (Oh god, I felt horrible while typing that part...)

I wish for eternal happiness no matter what happens to me or anyone around me. However, none of us get to die anyways. Oh and I can't feel pain either.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt Wish Game   Fri 12 Dec 2008, 2:34 pm

Granted, You lose both your arms and your legs. However, you don't mind, because you are eternally happy.

I wish for tofurkey, which I can get to, and is non poisonous, or dangerous in any way, shape, or form.

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