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Darxzero
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:26 pm

They quickly build a giant laser to eradicate the meteor.

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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:43 pm

but then had nukes launched at them because this was seen as an act of war.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 10 Nov 2008, 6:11 pm

The Frenchies went back to hiding in their bomb shelters with white flags flying.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 19 Nov 2008, 5:25 am

Due to these shelters being built out of snail shell, they are obliterated by the nukes, and...

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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:08 am

somehow the french survive. then everyone realises it's because the french are, in fact, cockroaches.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Thu 27 Nov 2008, 3:22 pm

So the U.K. calls in the exterminator, who builds these fancy new motels in France.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Thu 04 Dec 2008, 3:40 am

But the motels are made of pudding, and get eaten by poor children.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:22 pm

However, because the French clone themselves and have no children, this starts a war with East France, which is only children.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:44 pm

While this is happening, in another part of the world, monodemono is being crowned the King of Kong(regate.com)
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:55 pm

And Ven attempts to assassinate mono, but fails, and is excused because he's so awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24 am

And mono, being the giving god that he is, grants all his friends lots of points. (e.g. ven, disco, akasharoo, seraph, desi, etc etc etc... [long list])
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:48 am

But desi, being proud, didn't want to accept any points.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03 am

So mono mails her a big box of cookies instead Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:09 pm

But the delivery company accidentally ships the box to Kphh.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:13 pm

So to remedy it, mono goes to Kphh's house, stabs him in the face several times, and hand delivers the box to Desi himself.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:17 pm

But as he travels through the forest, mono encounters the big bad mortaldude.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Wed 07 Jan 2009, 11:47 am

who ties him to a burning tree and takes the box of cookies
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:49 am

But then mono is crowned King of Kong by the various Kongregate users, mods, staff, and admin, and thus with his new found powers, he extinguishes the tree, heals any and all wounds, breaks the ropes, annihilates any and all mortaldudes as well as anyone associated with him (spartan for example) and makes the whole world a much better place.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:47 am

alas, while all of this was happening, war nomed the cookies
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Sat 07 Feb 2009, 11:09 am

but said cookies turned War into a zombie chicken...
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:26 pm

And then the clouds parted, whilst a bright light shone down onto the earth, and monodemono's immense sexiness caused the earth to quake and the women to orgasm... (wasn't sure if I should have put that last part, but I figured ah, what the hell...)
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Fri 06 Mar 2009, 10:48 am

vquesadilla eats girl scout cookies and gives some to desi since she never really got those cookies. and she likes them better then what mono could ever give.
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PostSubject: Re: Never-Ending Story   Fri 10 Apr 2009, 11:55 am

However when Desi eats the cookies,they teleport to france and kill all the frenchies.
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