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Darxzero
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PostSubject: The Evil Overlord List   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:45 am

I got this idea after looking at the original Evil Overlord List, located here. I decided that this would be a good game for the forums. Anyone caught A) Posting mutiple rules, or B) Using ideas from the original list or the two cellblocks will be executed. Razz

1) I will never place only two low ranking guards outside the hero's cell. Instead, I will place 50 of my top men outside of the cell, armed with rifles, and out of arms reach.

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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:35 pm

2) i will bind him in such an extreme fashion that he cannot move at all even though it breaks the geneva convention because it's that important, like a1 steak sauce
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:49 pm

3) I will rename any important data files to names like "Cookie Financial List", whilst I will name system destroying viruses like so - "Plans for World Domination - Plan B". Of course, I will keep all important data backed up, on a storage device that is on my person.

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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:33 pm

4) i will make sure nobody has any cognitive liberty, and immediately strike down those who start showing symptoms of free thought
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 6:38 am

5) I will not store gas canisters in rooms full of highly explosive chemicals.

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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:58 am

6) I will not make the self-destruct device red, shiny button activated.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 8:01 am

*executes kev* READ THE LIST!

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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 2:07 pm

7) I will not make the self-destruct button in an obvious location, and it will require five levels of security to activate, and i am the only one who can get past all five
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:11 pm

dont read the list, then its easier not to think about what is written on it.

8. All employees shall be equipped with a self destruct mechanism
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:53 pm

9) all employees shall be implanted with mind control chips
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:00 am

10) All employees will NOT be clones of myself, or created in a similar matter that I was created/got my powers from.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:17 am

11 my employees one weakness shall be evil, not kittens
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:10 pm

12) I shall employ kittens as a means of defence against those who are weak to cute.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Wed 07 Jan 2009, 12:00 pm

13) I will keep my cells well maintained with no windows so my prisoner can't dig or climb out
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:51 am

14)if i ever hire a scientist to create something for me, or use a captive scientist, i will force him to write out a step by step guide to how it works, then kill him.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:54 am

15) If i ever accept a hero's challenge, i will cheat. I will claim it is a hand to hand duel and then shoot him.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:34 pm

16) I will create a special gauntlet that turns any food of my choosing into pudding. Eating will be so much sweeter.
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PostSubject: Re: The Evil Overlord List   Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:16 pm

17) I will never make a big red button that says "Do Not Press" for self destruct,that button will open a trapdoor underneath the person who presses it that drops the person into a maze with a pack,a torch and fragile armor and a sword.I will instead not HAVE a self destruct button,or a self destruct button that picks the presser of the button up and leaves them in an airtight titanium box.
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