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PostSubject: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:35 pm

Yet another simple one. Basically, someone posts something along the lines of "What would you do if a box ruled America?", and the next person answers them.


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What would you do if George W. Bush was assassinated by a peregrine falcon?

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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 2:43 pm

I would be highly impressed, feel bad for the Bush family, but the general concept of that style assassination, I would be more impressed than anything... badass...

wwydi- Kongregate shut down?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 4:52 pm

Go on a genocide, immediately followed by a suicide...

What would you do if mono magically became in control of every aspect of every human's life in the entire world?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:08 pm

I guess i would do what mono had me do, as he would be in control, no? if free will was still involved, i would first see what his reign was like, and then, based on if it was peaceful or fascist, i would act. fascist, i would revolt with all my power. peaceful, i would say long live mono. but only time would tell!

wwydi- you suddenly went blind?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:40 pm

Good answer Very Happy

I would live it out just long enough to see what it's like, and then kill myself. Unless I could get new eyes or something.

Anyways,
What would you do, if suddenly, all cars were made of PUDDING >.>
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43 pm

Umm eat them, DUH then I'd get really fatty and never leave my comp chair,

What would you do if: your computer broke and there was no possible way for you to ever use any comp again?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:29 pm

I would definately kill myself... That's a fate worse than death. Serious...

What would you do if life was like a video game?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:40 am

I would totally hit up them cheat codes!

What if you woke up and reality around you was different (than before you went to bed)?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:54 am

I don't really think that's descriptive enough for me to answer...

What would you do if...

GOD DAMN IT! I thought up a really good one for this game yesterday in class, but now I can't remember it...
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:22 am

Not a good answer?!
Bah!
Cheat Codes would totally rule!
Everyone would have infinite money! Infinite life! Infinite bitches!

Sooo.... life would be a living hell!

And you didn't even answer mine!
PHAIL!

What would you do if you found out your mom was pregnant with you... but... you were there already born!?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 22 Feb 2009, 4:20 am

Curse going through that damn time machine. Razz

What would you do if a box ruled America?

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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 22 Feb 2009, 6:07 pm

Feiniel wrote:
Not a good answer?!
Bah!
Cheat Codes would totally rule!
Everyone would have infinite money! Infinite life! Infinite bitches!

Sooo.... life would be a living hell!

And you didn't even answer mine!
PHAIL!

What would you do if you found out your mom was pregnant with you... but... you were there already born!?

I never said it wasn't a good answer...

As for Darx's, I would fill said box with porn magazines and pudding cups.

What would you do if your mother turned into a man?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:22 am

Freak, and call her daddy!

What would you do if Wal-Mart, Target, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, Home-Depot, Lowes, Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's, Chili's, Applebees, O'Henry's, Bennigan's, Best Buy, Circuit City, Guitar Center, GameStop(and all related to it), Jack in the Box, Coke Products, Pepsi Products, and The Porn Business .... All pulled out of the American market?
(like closed all of their stores at once and moved to Europe)
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:49 am

Meh. i'd live. we do a fair bit of shopping locally. I'd have to do without some things i guess.

and the economy would seriously tank for a while... that'd suck.




what would you do if I was a mod?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11 am

Become a supernova.

WWYDI The sun went out?

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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15 am

freeze.


WWYDI darx became a supernova?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:20 am

*answer's Darx's last one*
Go outside for the first time.

*Seraph's*
Go super-ultra-mega nova.

What would you do if you woke up as the opposite gender one morning?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:59 pm

Uhm... look at my naked self in the mirror, masturbate, take a shower, masturbate, et cetera until people notice that the male me is not there. Then I'd try to convince my parents that it's really me. Which might take a while. Then I'd try to spend the day somehow, masturbation included, and see if I'm still a girl the following day.

What would you do if you inherited 67 million dollars? (very hot topic for me Very Happy )
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 01 Mar 2009, 6:11 pm

Take half and put it in a bank account that has high interest (not touch it for a while). Take the rest and buy my mom and VQ a new car; pay for the insurance as well for like 6 months. Buy a house that's close to where I'm going to school. Still work so I don't become lazy. Get a gym membership so i can get my fat ass outta this chair! Pay for the best hospital room and doctors for VQ when she's pregnant. Buy the most badass baby stuff! Stock up on baby supplies also. The remainder will stay in my savings, untouched. I'll just chill it out like normal and take grabs when I need it. Then, retire early at like 50! ZING!

Setting of Question:
Doc Brown showed up at your house telling you he made the time machine DeLorean. It's there right infront of your house and he says you gotta go with him to try it out in Wal-Mart's Parking lot. You go with him, taking the ride in it as he tells you everything he did. Y'all pull up and Doc tells you to try it out; Go 88mph, and right as you hit 80 turn on the radio for extra entertainment (Doc installed new speakers into the car and bought new CD. You accel to 88mph, as you pass up 80 you honor Doc's wishes and turn on the CD player. Better hurry up, there's a wall... Wal-Mart that your about to crash into.

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What would you do if you herd "Never Gonna Give You Up" as your on your way to 88, then realize you just got Rick-Rolled (and yes, your ass ain't going back to the future)? (You've got like 2 seconds to figure this out)
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Mon 02 Mar 2009, 7:53 am

I'd facepalm and crash. Take THAT blow to your conscience, doc!

What would you do if Crom banned you from Kong?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Wed 04 Mar 2009, 9:20 am

Congratulate him on such a wonderful trick. Razz

What would you do if EA went bankrupt?

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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 08 Mar 2009, 9:09 am

Congratulate Blizzard for actually coming through with their plan Very Happy

What would you do if everybody started calling you Bob?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Fri 10 Apr 2009, 6:28 pm

Start calling everyone else wankers and tell to call me by my real name.

What would you do if Elvis Presley was revived?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:45 pm

I wouldn't pay attention to him, because nobody would want someone that has been dead for over 30-40 years to be singing love songs to them. That would be pretty creepy.

What would you do if you went on a $5 million shopping spree but couldn't spend it on clothes, food, or electronics?
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PostSubject: Re: What would you do if...   Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:25 pm

I'd spend it on whores, a Zorb, a giant trampoline, I'd fill my pool with KY Jelly, and any money leftover would go to construct the world's largest charcoal grill.

What would you do if you accidentally cut yourself, and found to your surprise, that your blood had magically transmutated into unsalted butter?

*Edited to remove pudding reference.
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